Rampage Jackson - America's next underware model??

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  1. Beyond the Grave

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    "To All you Fans that BOO Me,Add another "B-O-O" on the End & That's what YOUR BREATH Smells Like. BOO BOO"- Rampage Jackson


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    Here's some more Rampage quotes

    Mauro: “Theres a left by Jackson…. or make that Randleman, sorry!â€￾
    Rampage: “Thats alright, all black folks look alike.â€￾


    Pride: “If you look into a crystal ball, what do you see in your future?
    Rampage: “I don’t have a crystal ball, I only have 2 balls.â€￾


    Rampage commenting on the size of Tito’s head
    “They made a Tito bobblehead but that shit wouldn’t bobble, it would just fall down to one side and stay there.â€￾


    After the Matt Lindland fight in WFA
    Stephen: Was that like fighting an octopus?
    Rampage: Man that was like fighting a big ass smelly skunk! Matt you need to take a shower man…

    On what impresses him most about Chuck:
    “His Mohawk. I’m impressed with how he keeps his Mohawk looking like that every time I see him. I’m really impressed with that. I wonder if he cuts it himself, if he has a barber or does he have a stencil thing he puts on his head so he doesn’t mess it up? Chuck keeps that Mohawk looking like that all the time.â€￾


    Bas Rutten: “So you’re fighting Minowa.â€￾
    Rampage: “Manure?â€￾
    Bas Rutten: “No Minowa, what do u know about him?â€￾
    Rampage: “I found out his name was Manure, I was like, damn, this guy must be the s#*t!â€￾


    On being the victor at the end of the fight:
    “I like to see my hand raised at the end of the night. I like when the ref raises my hand. That’s why I shave my armpits like the professionals wrestlers. I like to see my arm raised.â€￾


    “My style is ‘whoop that ass’â€￾


    Quadros: “Rampage, where do you see yourself in 2 years.â€￾
    Rampage: “Well, right nwo i’m 23, so in two years, I see myself 25.â€￾



    Interviewer:
    “Chuck said in his pre-fight interview it’s gonna be a first round
    knockout. What do you have to say about that? First round knockout?â€￾
    Rampage:
    “If he plans on getting knocked out in the first round that’s his business.â€￾



    Interviewer: “how do you plan on beating sakurabaâ€￾
    Interviewer: “I am bring my chain in the ring, Sakuraba tapped out four gracies, of course I’m bring my chain wit meâ€￾



    Mauro: “Quinton, your thoughts on this fight..â€￾
    Rampage: “My thoughts are… I hope wanderlei wins and wins fast, cuz i gotta go take a crap!â€￾



    “when I win the pride belt, I’m going to do everything with the pride belt. when I’m playing video games, I will play with the Pride belt. when I’m taking a sh*t, I am gonna take it with the Pride belt. when I’m f*cking, Im gonna f*ck with the Pride beltâ€￾


    “When I beat wanderlei i’m a take his belt pull his pants down and spank him for bein so uglyâ€￾


    “Rampage on Wanderlei Silva: “Monkey looking mutha*****er, Congo, ugh me good gorilla… Have you ever gotten your ass kicked by a black man before? It *****ing hurts.â€￾ â€￾


    “I love Marvin (Eastman), he’s like a brother to me. But right now, it’s time for some black on black crime.â€￾


    “I thought I was going to be Prides only token black guy.â€￾
    -On Kevin Randleman

     
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    Good stuff :lol:
     
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    :eeeek: Wow!!!..

    It's as if Mike Tyson is N MMA Now...This Guy is a Walking Soundbite...


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    Trplsec Sleeps in a Cage

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    You gotta love this guy..

    If he can make a few defenses with that personality, he could seriously further boost MMA..
     
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    I like rampage. I think he's genuinely funny, not the kind of wannabe tool that rehearses stuff at home and just repeats it on air.



    I hope he tears up the UFC :bears:
     
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    The comp is gonna be really hard for Jackson though. This isn't boxing where he has his promoter handpicking easy fights and padding his record. This is the UFC where he's got to take on every top challenger there is and there are going to be a sh*tload of them gunning for his title. I don't know if he can beat Henderson right now. And if he does, look who else is gonna be coming in......Shogun Rua!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Who are you picking out of him and henderson?

    Henderson is better than I thought, I didn't think he would bash silva like that.
     
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    my personal fav:

    I like to put my nuts in they face so they smell my sweaty balls. That distracts them. Then I come down with the knees. Hey it works guys. - Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson :lol:
     
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    Henderson is a guy who looks like he'd rather get his arm snapped off than lose. I can't see Jackson handling this guy easily at all. It's going to be a difficult fight. It's kind of a Federer/Nadal scenario if I can use that example where you don't really know.
    Maybe closer to the fight, I'll have a stronger opinion on which fighter should be the favourite.
     
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    Wait.....did you just compare a UFC fight to a Tennis match?

    TFK
     
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    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Actually, comparing the players to the fighters in the sense that 2 top players can beat eachother on any given day, similar to 2 top fighters who can beat eachother on any given day.
     
  14. Beyond the Grave

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    Jackson shouldn't have any problems with Hendo IMO,yes he knocked Silva out but lets be real,Vanderlei looked like hot garbage.I just think before the Silva fight Hendo's been mediocre and on the down slide and beating a shot Silva isn't enough to convince me he's in top form.
     
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    Would Somebody Send REED a DVD of this Cat???:dunno: ....Some of his Best Fights & Funniest Interviews???...

    & REED Needs some Fedor Fights,as Well....

    PM @ your Earliest Convenience,Por Favor...

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    www.youtube.com

    www.dailymotion.com

    insert names of these fighters in search box and you'll get all the videos/footage you'll need.
     
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    :lol: You just described Rampage perfectly.
     
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    Actually I described them both :) Hendersons on that same boat as well.I just feel Jackson has the more polished standup game and plus I don't see this going to the ground much.I guess they have something to prove in this fight,can't wait.:popcorn:
     
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    Thanks,HANZY!:bears:
     
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    Yes, and just for pure funnyness, Fedor Zulu :lol:
     
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    Thing with UFC is that no matter how good you are anyone..at any time can knock you the fuck out (see Mirko Cro Cop). So it doesn't matter who he fights..it's unlikely that he'd have even another 5 unbeaten streak...
     
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    Power Bomb!!

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    Hendo really wasnt on anywhere near the downslide that Rampage was in my opinion.....Rampage went from the greatest thing since sliced bread to getting BLOWN out in fights....Hendo never really got blown out the way Rampage did
     
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    yep....thats one of the biggest differences between MMA and boxing.....No one goes 46-0 in MMA, just not gonna happen, eps is he's fighting top comp.....Cro Cop gets knocked the fuck out, but who's to say he doesnt go on an 8 or 9 fight tear.....The worst part about that is the "what have you done for me lately" attitude of fans....
     
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    I think that's one of the great things about MMA.

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    i think in m y mind couture would of beat rampage it all about styles
     
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    Chuck Liddell lost because of the ring.
     
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    just because your a moderator before doesnt mean you can talk shit
     

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