Rough Night in River Oaks

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  1. StingerKarl

    StingerKarl Ace Degenerate

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    As some of you good folk here may know, I am a member of security at a high end "Gentleman's Club" club here in Houston, the great Bayou City.
    We had a Christmas party last week, and all was going just great.
    Terrific food (prime rib, ham, turkey) and a free house bar all spelled for a grand time.
    That is, until another jealous boyfriend showed up.
    He approached one of our girls in the parking lot, "How are you supposed to love me when you are sucking some guy's cock? We had something special! How can you marry me when you are giving your pussy away for money?"
    "I love you you! Come here! Comne here damn you girl, you are my soulmate!"
    I approached the kid, about 6 ft, pretty good build and he had been drinking.
    "Sir, you are going to have to leave, now!", I said.
    He turned on me and drew his left arm back as if he was going to sweep me with his elbow when I pointed and yelled, "The cops!"
    He turned to his right and looked back and provided me with the opening I needed.
    I jumped up and grabbed his head in a headlock with my left arm and forced him down, he was struggling, and very strong.
    I put my right forearm behindhis head and pushed down with all I had, but the kid was rising up, forcing me up.
    He pushed me off, and I went down, but jumped back up immediately, but he grabbed me by the head and pulled me tight against his chest, very strong guy and bigger than I.
    I did the foirst thing that came to my survival insticts, I bit him, hard as I could on the right pectoral muscle.
    He screamed like a bitch after two seconds, released his grip and then I unloaded on him.
    A lead right to the left side of his face landed with sickening impact, a follow up left hook to the nose and then he froze in mid air, a follow up right sent him to the pavement, blood was everywhere, on hy hands and clothes, all over the garage.
    When he was down I kicked him in the face for good measure, and several minutes later when the police and EMS came, he said I tried to kill him with a knife, which was totally untrue.
    I just gave my statment and was released at the scene to RTW, but I don't know what became of this punk as Ginger was fired that evening for mixing her personal life with her job as a dancer, a definite conflict of interst if I ever saw one.
    I am a bit sore now, particularly in the lower back.
    Come on dsimon, give us some similar bouncing stories.
    Karl
     
  2. Ropadope

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    Is Ginger her real name?
     
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    No bro, not even close.
    It is her "Stage Name."
     
  4. Ropadope

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    I'm surprised you didn't have to fight both of them. Isn't that how those situations usually work? I pictured some crazy chick on your back clawing your eyes out for hurting the man that she loves.
     
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    :lol:
    :lol:

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    Sorry, I didn't include the part where he pulled her hair and threw her to the parking lot.
    My mistake, bro.
    She is a petite thing, maybe 5 feet and a hundred pounds, very cute little gal.
     
  7. Ropadope

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    Sounds like you have the makings of good pulp fiction. Would you have to change stage names to protect the innocent? :dunno:
     
  8. Hanzy

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    That kid is about 6 feet and pretty strong you said as he pushed you off fairly easily. Glad you handled him Stinger! :clap:
    But Steve Dave is 6'3 and considerably bigger and has legitimate boxing experience so I think you'd need to be at your best to beat Steve Dave on the street, Stinger.:cool:
     
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    Sometimes these little girls need to be put in their place, ya know? :lol:
     
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    I would hate to meet SteveDave on the street, Hanzy.
    It is very painful and lasting when you are pushing 48 in life or death situations with guys 20 or more years younger and bigger than you.
    But that is what I do, that is how the bills get paid, and I am not complaining.
     
  11. Ropadope

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    That's why you should write fiction, Karl. The hard bolied private eye is old, but the hard boiled nudie bar bouncer could be a good character. Cat-and-mouse games with jealous BFs and dangerous pervs. Karl, there's an audience for this!
     
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    Thank you.
    I would like to meet stevdave on the street, just not in a fight.
    My right hand is numb as I type this from that altercation.
     
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    Ginger is 6' tall :dunno: Are you a bouncer at the tranny club?
     
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    You said you have enough money to buy this website, correct?
    If that is indeed the case, what is the hold up on you flying to Houston from San Diego for a relatively minisucle round trip amount and proving yourself here at my club?
    Just you and I will take a trip to the parking lot to get some fresh air, ok?
    We will just take a walk, no one else involved since you challenged me.
    Karl
     
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    Don't be absurd Stinger.:nono: Why would our buddy Godfather fly out to meet you while he's got a wife and several children who need him?
     
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    What is stopping you from going to his place? You have several jobs :dunno: And you are the one who challenged him :nono:
     
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    You know what?

    I think you are seriously retarded, I'm sure of that now.

    :popcorn:
     
  19. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Godfather offered him a chance since he has been stalking him and begging him to come to Houston, but the lolipop guild folded :dunno: So now he just makes these offers because he knows nothing will happen and he will do nothing to make it happen.
     
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    Did i say i had enough money to buy this place? I dont even know how much it costs. :lol:
     
  21. Rabid Kimba

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    BTW Karl, your fighting skills will not mean anything if you try that in a Culiacán cantina, you'd get smoked for sure.

    :popcorn:
     
  22. Rabid Kimba

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    Seriously Karl...

    Why do keep challenging people online to a fight? Telling stories of your fighting prowess?

    I don't get it.

    Are you so hard up to prove your mettle?

    :dunno:
     
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    Just so everyone is aware, Stinger made an accussation. He said that i stalk him from thread to thread. I told him that all he had to do was prove this, and i will fly out to houston, rent the gym, even pay Karl's hospital fees afterwards if he could prove it. He never once brought it up again. Karl had his chance to fight me. He folded like a lawnchair when I made that chance a close reality. He is a spotted old man that needs to jump in order to place a 6 foot tall man or woman in a headlock.
     
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    dsimon writes:

    Jesus christ!:lol: Just glad he was the one on the pavement bro! Isn't it the worse feeling when you try to "be nice and put a hold on" and the next thing you know the guy is acting like you tried to poke his eye out? :lol:
     
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    Karl shouldnt have touched him. The guy was outside in the parking lot. And that was his girl. And refuse to believe that Karl gave him one good kick for good measure and the cops just let him go.
     
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    dsimon writes:

    Good point but it depends on the state. Texas is pretty libral that way... generally speaking. For example you can pursue a man who has stolen your property and shoot him in the back in Texas ane be within the law. In some states the parking lot is considered part of the property and in any event if you can show that you acted out of a believe that immanent harm would come to another and that there was logical reason for it, you might have to post bail but you won't go to jail:lol:.


    Besides drunk guys who want to recue strippers is a freakin occopational hazard GD. I wasn't a bouncer for a strip club, I worked at a couple of other type places) but my wife was a stripper and believe you me.... many of those strippers boyfriends would show up liquored up and in no mood for their significant other to be dancing on the pole.:lol: And when that happens guess who has to resuce the damsel in distress?
     
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    Did you ever bite someone when you werent getting your ass kicked? :lol:
     
  30. Rabid Kimba

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    This is one thing I'll have to back Karl up.

    You use anything to gain an advantage, street fights have no rules.
     

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