I hate BJJ

[Alabama_Man]

you have never "played" bjj against anyone, tournament or otherwise.

Okay, whatever.

If you doubt my claims, you're welcome to roll with me at Gracie Barra America to prove I'm a liar.

[winner by choke]

Okay, whatever.

If you doubt my claims, you're welcome to roll with me at Gracie Barra America to prove I'm a liar.

do you train with ronis??

and do you know asian mike?

im sure if you are anything other than a beginner i can find out if you are bullshitting or not.

what makes anyone think that someone who will give no true info about themselves, will show up at a big academy like GBA to roll with someone?

[His_Royness]

Actually it's already been confirmed on here that Bama does indeed practice BJJ, and regularly goes to BJJ events on the west coast, you fucking twat.

yeah like Lok confirming Hanzy can really benchpress 600 lbs... - wasn't it even wbc's brother??? I knew there was something fishy about this.

[Alabama_Man]

do you train with ronis??

and do you know asian mike?

im sure if you are anything other than a beginner i can find out if you are bullshitting or not.

what makes anyone think that someone who will give no true info about themselves, will show up at a big academy like GBA to roll with someone?

Look, I'm not trying to "challenge your manhood" or anything, but I've found the best way to find out if anyone is BS'ing about their ability is to actually roll against them. You could tap me, or I could tap you, doesn't matter to me. I know my grappling abilities, and I've rolled with some pretty good people and have been able to submit them, or give them a pretty good session. I've grappled with a guy who placed in NAGA, and a Judo Silver Medalist in the Olympics, these guys were highly skilled, and I "kept up" with them. I'd say that's a good testament to my abilities.

I'm not going to lie and say I'd whup ass at the Mundials or anything, but I know I'm competent.

Truth be told, I actually haven't put on a gi in about 5 months because I've been concentrating on other things in life, but I'm pretty sure it would all come back really quickly once I hit the mat.

[Alabama_Man]

I'd grab you by the lederhosen, swing you around and kick your teeth out. Then I'd make you choke on a bratwurst while you were lying on the floor, spitting out blood and bits of teeth.

Royness, why do Germans wear lederhosen? Don't you think that's a bit faggy?

[TFK]

Settle down, children.


TFK

[His_Royness]

Royness, why do Germans wear lederhosen? Don't you think that's a bit faggy?

it's a bavarian thing - traditional clothing down there but not in the other parts of Germany. I only wore them once since my grandfather had a pair but it was a funny event and other than that people don't dress like this in my area...

As for the faggy part i think you would not be one bit more faggy if you had one of those... ;)

[jarhead]

I get the biggest kick out of posts where guys challenge each other on the internet.

[winner by choke]

Look, I'm not trying to "challenge your manhood" or anything, but I've found the best way to find out if anyone is BS'ing about their ability is to actually roll against them. You could tap me, or I could tap you, doesn't matter to me. I know my grappling abilities, and I've rolled with some pretty good people and have been able to submit them, or give them a pretty good session. I've grappled with a guy who placed in NAGA, and a Judo Silver Medalist in the Olympics, these guys were highly skilled, and I "kept up" with them. I'd say that's a good testament to my abilities.

I'm not going to lie and say I'd whup ass at the Mundials or anything, but I know I'm competent.

Truth be told, I actually haven't put on a gi in about 5 months because I've been concentrating on other things in life, but I'm pretty sure it would all come back really quickly once I hit the mat.

i mostly rolled no-gi but have a blue belt.

if you are being truthful about your experience you would certainly have a huge edge with the gi. and ive been out over 14 months because of a shoulder injury just started back again but you are definitely right.

if i ever go up to visit my brother or Free Ike the great maybe Ill stop by and we can roll if you actually want to.

or just do whatever i dont care

[Alabama_Man]

i mostly rolled no-gi but have a blue belt.

if you are being truthful about your experience you would certainly have a huge edge with the gi. and ive been out over 14 months because of a shoulder injury just started back again but you are definitely right.

if i ever go up to visit my brother or Free Ike the great maybe Ill stop by and we can roll if you actually want to.

or just do whatever i dont care

Yeah, actually I wouldn't mind hanging out with you guys. Free Ike is an intelligent guy who has many redeeming qualities. I think the same of Jaws and MWS.