Do you like Manny's thick, shiny, varnished hair?

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Do you like Manny's thick head of varnished hair?

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  1. mexican wedding shirt

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    That hair wouldn't make it in the 80's.
     
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    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    the real question is, what % of the day do you spend fantasizing about lovingly and tenderly running your hands through it?
     
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    Not as much as I used to. Probably like 30 minutes tops, so unfortunately yes, the 6 hours you spend dreaming of rubbing your shrivelled Pakistani ballsack on Floyd's stubbly head trumps mine completely.
     
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    Cold Turkey, or do you have something else to occupy that time?
     
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    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    I didn't know your mother's real name was Floyd. She told me it was "Cinnamon." In any cases, she's been telling you lies. I did let her suck my dick once, but she really means nothing to me, I certainly don't spend any time fantasizing about her.

    (hey, as long as we're being childish, might as well go all the way)
     
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    I furiously masturbate whilst watching videos of Manny sing, because once I've blown my load I can cool off. Otherwise the amount of time I spend fantasizing about Manny's thick, varnished hair just takes up too much of my day.
     
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    Come on man, even you can do better than "momma" jokes, I know you can. Put your mind to it. Don't think, FEEEEEEEEL.
     
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    whiskey Czarcasm

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    Ah
     
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    His look seems like a conscious homage to Duran to me. Like it.
     
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    Except he's a new and improved version.
     
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    No. Manny's a superior physical specimen (and great fighter) but Duran forgot more boxing craft than Roach could ever spoon into Manny's massive noggin.
     
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    Duran had an awesome thick main of varnished hair in the 70's, and quite the beard too.
     
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    What can I say, I'm addressing my audience according to their level of understanding.


    I agree, he's a much better singer than Duran. Too bad he's only half the fighter.
     
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    Come on hut. Manny beats duran. He is a better fighter.
     
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    Took him til about 29 to grow a decent beard. Was a patchy mess at lightweight, but he kept on following that star like a hero.
     
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    Premature for this discussion. Lets see how the next couple of years pan out.
     
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    Yeah, I can really see Duran getting outboxed by JMM and Erik Morales.

    Duran was absolutely brilliant in the ring, like Hut said he's forgotten more boxing craft than Manny will ever know. Once Manny's speed erodes, he will be done as a fighter. Or once he runs into Floyd Mayweather Jr, whichever happens first.
     
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    No he isn't. As for overall ability, I rank them VERY even.

    Head to head, Duran wins. His fast, aggressive, mauling style with excellent defense and superb overall skill would do very well against Pacquiao.
     
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    Well he wouldn't because he had the habit of quitting when he was getting outboxed

    (let's fight Hut)
     
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    packing on muscle quickly while retaining speed - check
    cranial growth - check
    hair growth - check
    facial hair growth - check
    notable stamina increase - check
    fear of blood tests - check

    logical conclusion: Whey protein really works!
     
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    Some latinos are surprisingly unbeardy actually. I'm not sure whether it's the Aztec or Native American heritage.

    My cousin is 26 or 27, half Guyanese, and he has almost nothing on his face, a tiny bit of bum fluff.

    The Japs have to grow a beard if they can, just because it's kind of rare.
     
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    You know he's talking about Duran right? :lol:
     
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    "Habit" implies he did it regularly. Can you name more than one instance where this happened?
     
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    Manny would answer allot of historical questions by beating Floyd. Until then, getting outboxed by Marquez while at his absolute best is a slight mark against him, I think (in terms of comparisons with guys like Duran & leonard).

    I personally think he's BETTER as a welter as a lighter weight fighter since it really accentuates the gifts his style's based on; but part of that may be that he hasn't faced a TWO HANDED, crisp, accurate puncher of Marquez' quality since moving up. As shot as Mosley is I'll even be curious to see if Manny is able to neutralise Mosley's straight right effectively in the early rounds, since it's the first really good one he's encountered since JMM. He'll go down in my estimation if he doesn't because it'll prompt questions about his match making. (Diaz, Oscar, Hatton, Cotto, Tony, all heavily lead hand dominant fighters).
     
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    I'd think you of all people would be aware that Pac is rocking a beard these days as well (?)
     
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    The problem is that Mosley isn't really a counterpuncher. The right hand counter is what Manny is really vulnerable to. This is why I'd bet my house on Floyd winning if they ever fought.
     
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    I think I asked you before, but you never got back to me - who are your favourite fighters to watch from a style point of view, Ugo?
     
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    Of course, but you responded to his post as if you thought he was talking about Manny.

    By the way, it is normal for Asians not to grow a beard till circa 30, many latinos too.
     
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    There are several very different styles. Hearns, Pryor, Whitaker, Ali, Lennox, just to name a few. Ones I don't like are the likes of Holyfield, Tyson etc
     

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