White Men Cant Jump appreciation thread

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  1. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Who doesnt love this classic?

    I'd say that right behind The Last Dragon.... Ive re-watched WMCJ more than any other movie.
     
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    Hell Yes! I just watched it last week. Love it!
     
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    it's great! i need to watch it again very soon, it's been a couple years

    i'm trying to find that scene with all the mama jokes on youtube but no luck
     
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    I think it started the whole "Your mama" craze in the 90s:hammert:

    <iframe width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PnMKbKk6CBc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    I've seen it twice. But it's not all that for me. I don't care to see it ever again.
     
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    "I told ya momma to act her age n the bitch dropped dead"
     
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    HaHa, Great movie. Loved that scene.
     
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    Nah...best one was when the dude said:

    "Yo, leave my mom outta this!"

    Then Wesley responds:

    "Ok she's out. She's out. She's OUT! Now what time do you want me to bring the bitch back?" :giggle:
     
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    thats not the scene! its before Woody got there
     
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    Great film
     
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    It was the result of it. It didnt start it.
     
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    Nah...

    "Yo Momma" Jokes have Been Around Damn Near Forever...REED Recalls Hearing & Telling them in the 70's...Eddie Murphy Used 1 or 2 in his Stand Up 'Delirious" & that was VERY EARLY 80's...



    REED:dancingBaby:
     
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    ^^^^^
    Exactly
     
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    Joe King WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    The mama jokes were around sure, but in the 90s it even had it's own TV show "Snaps" lol.
     
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    i recall hearing momma jokes as early as kindergarten and im sure they were around long before that. its good that goofballs like joe king can be exposed to urban culture through movies such as this though.

    marques johnson stole the show in that flick. "check this" as he points to his dick when snipes checks the ball to him. then him screaming from the crowd during the tournament when a fight is ensuing
     
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    I'll defer to your urban expertise white boy.
     
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    Good movie, but also alittle to corny for me at this point. Spike Lee made a good point many years back saying that Snipes looked ridicilous playing ball in his scenes, and he was right. Harrelson looked alot better as a ball player then Wesley. Other then that it was an ok movie entertainment wise.
     
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    Wesley Actually had to Have a "Basketball TRAINER" On Set, Whereas Woody Didn't...



    REED:limp:
     
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    17 posts and still nobody has mentioned how sexy Rosie Perez was in this movie.
     
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    Snipes isnt a ball player. He is a great athlete. Woody actually knew how to play ball.

    The movie is funny tho because you cant count how many times Snipes traveled in that movie.
     
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    snipes and harrelson are both midgets. that queer duane martin can handle the ball well but is a pretty mediocre player overall.
     
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    WTF??

    Rosie Perez and Sexy should never be mentioned in the same sentence.
     
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    Remember, "Sexy" & "Pretty" R EXCLUSIVE of One Other...Rosie Perez's Body was RIDICULOUS in the Flick...If REED Recalls, She even Rocked a Wife Beater Most of the Time, w/ERECT Nipples...& While Never a CLASSIC Beauty, Rosie Perez's Face Wasn't UNattractive...

    She was SEXY as Hell in White Men Can't Jump...



    REED:hump:
     
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    Agreed. A woman doesn't have to be pretty to be sexy, Very true. But some faces just turn me off completely and her's is one of them. In retrospect she did have a nice body in that film..but the face (and the attitude) turned me off completely!
     
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    Bingo! Any man here who wouldnt fuck the shit outta Rosie Perez in that movie should re-evaluate thier sexuality.
     
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    Bag over her head and make sure she doesn't talk and yes...I'll pretend she's someone else and bang the shit outta that body.
     
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    In the dark with sweat pourin through her curly hair, and her speaking Spanish while riding your dick..... I'm sure you'd forget about bringing any bag.
     
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    You make some good points there...
     
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    Perez always look like a women that would be a complete animal/beast/demonic soul in the bed...that count for A LOT!!!!!
     
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    But that face man. That face!!! :pathetic:
     

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