Hanz vs Free Ike...Who Wins?

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Who wins in a fight?

  1. Hanz

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  2. Free Ike

    53.8%
  1. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    Free Ike is a fag! He walks around with a ton of kleenex and hand sanitizer, scared of attracting germs to his little hands like a bitch! He also likes to wrap other mens' sweaty pants around his face and he's scared of posting a pic on here.
    He's got long chestnut hair and looks faggoty based on descriptions.
    I'd slap the sh*t out of him, Anthony style.
    Plus he's old and decrepit.

    Who do you guys think would win in a fight?
     
  2. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    Free Ike is like that Colorado shooter James Holmes. He's probably gonna get guns and start shooting people pretty soon starting with Fightbeat members!
    :34:
     
  3. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    This is a tough one..

    I like Ike.. and you too Hanzy

    you are a weirdo for sure.. but i guess Ike is too

    i voted Hanzy.. just becasue i seem to remember Ike being small and I think Hanzy is like 5'4 and 280 but was some kind of power lifter..

    although.. didn't Ike have some training ?

    if Ike is trained at ALL in ANY fighting style.. i go with Ike..

    otherwise i think the weight... and i mean A LOT of weight should give Hanzy an advantage.
     
  4. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    i'd change my vote to Ike if it would let me..

    i think he trained in something
     
  5. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

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    Go get some sun Snow White.
     
  6. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    He trained in sucking peenuses
     
  7. BOSS

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    Not only did he train, he fucking won the world title , unified it and defended it 34 times.
     
  8. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    lol

    seriously Hanzy.. i think he did muay thai or something. if so he would hit you with knees and elbows

    i know you are SUPER heavy and big but if he dropped you with a vicious knee and you were flat on your back.. then what?

    Ike is like this dude..
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  9. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    Don't be silly LOK. Free Ike doesn't train in anything. He's got a bad back, he's old, he's paranoid about people around him. He'd have no chance.
    I'd slap the sh*t out of Free Ike. 6 slaps and then I'd take his pic and post it here of him naked.
     
  10. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

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    Hanz wins easy. Ike is no fighter. He's no boxer. Wearing boxers on your face doesn't make you one.
     
  11. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    lol

    are you sure Hanzy?

    i think i remember him saying he did muay thai or some kind of kickboxing

    have you trained Hanzy? didn't you do indian wrestling a while back?

    you think you could just slap him? he might pretend he has a bad back then when you try to slap him he'd hit you with knees like ong bak!!!
     
  12. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    I trained in Khalrair, a Sikh form of wrestling. I'd bend Ike over my knee and slap him on the buttocks like a 2 bit ho. And then I'd stand him up and slap him 6 times across the face, pick him upside down and tombstone his gay ass into the concrete, take a pic of his naked punk ass and post it on here in a new thread called "Naked pic of a Gay lawyer!"
     
  13. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

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    Hanz do you hide your throwing axes in your turban?
     
  14. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

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    slapping isnt as easy as i make it sound
     
  15. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    Buddy voted for Free Ike? I'm very disappointed!
     
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    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    Hanzy's my boy, but Ike is an angry, angry man. Seeing as how Hanzy probably wouldn't show up, you'd have to go with Ike by default. Ike would load up on recreational drugs and freak out. Hanzy would arrive two blocks away, see Ike beating up a newspaper vending machine, and say, "Fuck THAT shit!!!"

    Ike wins via psychotic break.:fightme:
     
  17. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    we will have to hear what Ike says..

    if you did some indian wrestling and he did thai boxing.. not sure.. he might jack you up!

    if you grabbed him you would maybe have a chance cuz you are big as shit
     
  18. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    I would force Free Ike down and make him give me a blow job! Not because I want it but because I can. I would display my physical superiority!
     
  19. BOSS

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    That's real man talk right there :bears:
     
  20. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    Free Dyke is a faggot bitch! He actually think he's scary. Using silly lawyer jargon and pm'ing threats about how "Heads Are Gonna F*ckin' Roll" cause his little bitch ass pic will end up on the web.
    You don't do no f*ckin' kickboxing you homo cunt! You're an old fart with bum knees and a sh*tty spine who's afraid of touching or being touched cause you're prone to get sick like a little bitch!
    You couldn't beat up anybody you homo cunt! Stop trying to act like a big man with your pussy little threats. I'd slap the sh*t out of your face. Actually I wouldn't have to even raise my hand to slap the sh*t out of you. All I would have to do is say "Free Dyke, slap yourself" and you would because your a little cunt!
    You'd do what I command because you got no backbone you f*cking flaming homo! I'd slap you up and down and side to side and you'd enjoy it because you're a faggot who likes being told what to do.
    Little bitch!
     
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    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    Does this Sikh wrestling involve nudity and lots of lube?
     
  22. *Z*

    *Z* WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    The fighting talk was only funny between Buddy and Sly because it almost happened. This thread is like a cheap chinese knock-off.
     
  23. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

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    lol @ sweatpants turban
     
  24. Trplsec

    Trplsec Sleeps in a Cage

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    Thinking the same thing..

    And Clemente 2 Incher
     
  25. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

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    alright i got to add some tags.
     
  26. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    I'm the one who instigated the Sly/Buddy fight. Did you not see who made the thread when they went to e-war? :cheer:
     
  27. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    It's naked wrestling but it requires you to pull the other guy down. So that would be handy for me as I pull Free Ike down so he can blow me because he's a little faggot.
     
  28. *Z*

    *Z* WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    How do you make tags?
     
  29. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    It's easy. You just hit 'edit tags'.
    I just made a new tag called: *Z* is a faggot bitch.
    Easy stuff.
     
  30. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    the recluse vs apu :atu:
     

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