Point Break Trailer/Discussion.

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  1. Anthony

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    <iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ncvFAm4kYCo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  2. Andrew

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    That looks pretty bad.
     
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    Another POINT-less remake that will not BREAK new ground.
     
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  6. Anthony

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    Which you will watch and give it a minimum 6 rating.
     
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  8. The Genius

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    Looks like it has no reason to be called Point Break. Change the names of the characters and the film would most likely be the same. Similar to the newest Mad Max.
     
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    I did not even like the original one. :nana: I doubt I'll watch this anytime soon. :baa:
     
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    Original was pretty good.
     
  11. The Genius

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    Agreed.
     
  12. Roll With The Punches

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    original could have been good if Keanu Reeves wasn't such a horrid actor
    ffs he played the same guy as a FBI Agenct AND an undercover surfer
     
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    Why shouldn't he be the same guy, the bad guys didn't know him when he was the FBI agent. What was he supposed to do, fake an accent or act gangsta? That's unnecessary and could lead to his cover getting blown easier. Better to just fake your choice of profession rather than who you are.
     
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    the way he played the surfer was ok, it was basically his usual bill and ted airhead persona...but as an FBI agent he could have actually acted like a professional, and not bill and ted once again

    Keanu playing FBI agent - woah dudes, let's like go solve some crime
    Keanu playing surfer - woah dudes, let's go catch some waves
     
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    They already remade this movie. It was called Fast and the Furious.
     
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    I find this remake so laughably unnecessary and such a waste of time that I just can't bring myself to even hit play and sit through the trailer yet. Maybe the only way I'll see the trailer is if they show it when I'm at the theater checking out some other film.
     
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    The Trailer looks pretty good.
     
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    Guys, guys, guys....................you need to watch this shit, like now.

    Best bad movie since "Pompeii". Watch it with a group of people. Tear this shit apart.

    Fuck the "Sharknado" series and it's wink, wink, we know we're bad conceit.

    Take this movie in. Bathe in it's badness. Be amused that the makers had no idea how bad it really is. Snicker when they pay homage to scenes from the first movie and realize they've mixed up the term "homage" with the term "parody" and don't even know it.

    Watch in wonder as they all put on squirrel suits, jump off a 65,000 foot cliff and make jet noises all the way down to the bottom.

    Get shit-faced with your friends playing drinking games, every time a character says the word "extreme" or references the non-existent character named "Ozaki" and his "8 Challenges".

    Guess the exact point the splendid character actor Ray Winstone just seems to have given up on the whole endeavor and checked out of the movie entirely.

    Watch other splendid character actor Delroy Lindo spout dialogue while in a perpetual state of "question mark face".

    Fucking genius this movie is.

    10/10

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    Gay.....just like the original....making remakes of bad movies...lol
     
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    Oh, it's gay......and in the best way possible. :bears::bears:


    First movie was solid. Over the top dumb, but pretty fucking solid anyways. :nono:


    This one is just pure Greatness. :bow::bow:
     
  21. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

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    Nobleart has convinced me. I´ll watch tonight...
     
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    Good man. Just pay attention to how miserable Ray Winstone is throughout the movie. Right near the end you see he's completely given up. He might just kill himself. Not his character... but the actor Ray Winstone, might just kill himself. :lol:

    That alone is worth the price of admission and a few chuckles.
     
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    Watch as Johnny Utah and Bodhi share a single cigarette and philosophy in the glow of a burning car on the streets of Paris. I swear they were gonna fuck right then and there. :hump:
     
  24. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    For fuck´s sake.

    These movies really piss me off.

    I´m 45 mins in and already, it perfectly encapsulates everything I hate and despise about that type of 25-30 year old that is into this kind of lifestyle: Extreme Sporty types, body covered in twattoo´s, beardy cover-model Crossfit-types who probably are vegan or paleo, impossibly perfect-looking chicks into spiritual-enlightenment (the rich-daddy types that like to ´rebel´ but when any half-decent guy shows an interest she´s bent over on all fours).

    I fucking despise these types of people which is why when I ever see the guys doing twatty Bat-Suit dives off peaks of 5,000ft or more, I´m rooting for a) the ground or b) the cliff-face.

    I used to know a guy who was totally into all this shit: 5´7 tall, goatee-beard, 30 years old, smoked dope all the time, drove a 4x4 Jeep, only liked shitty pop-music (Kylie Minogue, FFS), collected tons of pairs of sneakers and the only sports he liked were these types: moto-cross, skateboarding (and not even when it was cool in the 1970s), snowboarding (ugh), base-jumping...all that shit that no-one you really know likes at all.
     
  25. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

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    Oh yeah, no surprises that it´s a Warner Bros movie. :lol:
     
  26. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Here´s the well-known cast at the fucking premiere...guess which one is the fucking director (Ericson Core. Huh? :lol: ):

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    :rolleyes:
     
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    Ray Winstone, is that you?




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    Point Blank!


    :bears:

     
  29. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Men who wear fucking beanie-hats in anything other than cold weather are cunts.

    CUNTS TO BE DESTROYED.

    Fucking Noble. I blame you for how I feel now..... :hair:
     
  30. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    You know what I think of when I see twats like this all lined-up?
    I think I wish there were far far more of them, all in a row, and they are at the infamous Le Mans crash in 1955 where the Mercedes SLR300 crashed, disintegrated and the front axle and bonnet shear off and flew into the crowd.

    A bit like this:

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