David Haye v Tony Bellew: Official thread!

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  1. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    This is the diamond-in-the-pile-of-shit...in what is the worst division of boxing of all-time, evah...

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  2. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Haye ´punches´ Bellew:
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    Super-slo-mo:
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    David Haye, what a pile of shite he turned out to be. Bellew is right, party boy needs a cash injection and is hoping to bullshit his way to a Joshua fight, where he would no doubt shit the bed again.
     
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    If Ricky Conlan pulls off the upset of the century he gets Anthony Joshua
     
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    :crafty: Ah Rupert would have missed the sponsor at the start of this video too, see, this little event is the diverse and inclusive politics of coming together,...it's rebelliously delicious, proper ANC,..

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  8. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    True but that´s not what caught my eyes...it´s the utterly ridiculous playground banter that has me scratching my head:
    ¨Youre gonna get knocked out!¨
    ¨NO. You are!¨
    ¨I´m going to smash you to bits¨
    ¨Come and say that out on the streets then!¨
    ¨My Dad´s gonna kill your Dad¨
    ¨Well MY Dad´s got a big gun¨

    etc, etc

    Half the presser was arguing with Eddie Hearn, the other half trading pretty insults.

    The best bot was following the ´punch´when the short, red-faced-steroid-ridden Phil-Mitchellesque pug screamed:
    ¨EH! DAVID! LEAVE THE BOXER ALONE!!! THERE´S ABSOLUTELY NO NEED FOR THAT, DAVID!!!¨


    I know the guy hasnt a clue about irony, but did he refer to Bellew as some kind of precious, money-making ´commodity´? ´The Boxer´. :scratcher: :lol:
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    English boxing is sooooooo BREXIT.
     
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    No, a polite game of cards, spades threatening each other with clubs, hearts all over the place and not a fucking diamond in sight.
     
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    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    The David Haye groupies are eating this all up.

    They legitimately believe he's on his way to TAKE OVER the heavyweight division... :palm:
     
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    Oh there's a diamond alright,... the "betting sponsor" .... hard working, straight, class act,.. like 'the rest of us' ...... :crafty:
     
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    There are 'David Haye groupies'?

    MTF :lol:
     
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    I promise you.

    Check Facebook, boxing scene, YouTube.

    Theyre on there.
     
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    I hear Haye has quite the following, and craving, in Essex, as it were.

    We've got to stop Al Gore from making money, we've got to stop Al Gore from making money god damn it.
     
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    Is..........WHORE the word you were looking for.
     
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    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I never though I'd root for Tony Bellew. EVER... Well guess what? I am now. I absolutely hope he destroys and HUMILIATES David Haye.

    It won't happen. Haye will win of course via early-mid rounds KO, his fans will say he'd beat Joshua, and the build up for that fight begins, and then of course he'll put on a similar performance that he did against Wlad, and find some "injury" to blame for it.

    Has there been a greater con artist/salesman in boxing than this guy?? :palm:
     
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    Haye was actually a very watchable cruiserweight. His big fights at that weight are all very watchable: his loss to Thompson, his breakthough win against Mormeck and splattering Macaroni all standout. His HW capaign, though, has been garbage. A pure money-making exercise. He'll plaster Bellend but if he ends up fighting Joshua he'll find himself in a very bad spot; Anthony won't fight frightened like Wlad did and Joshua will simply walk him down behind a constant barrage of 1-2's and hurt him. Badly.

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    Haye is great to watch against anyone 6'3 or under but simply can't handle superheavyweights
     
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    That's stupid. He lost closely to Wlad but could have won, if he wasn't as pussifed as Wald himself. Right now he is probably only the underdog against Joshua in the division...
     
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