Is phonetap really a

I like one night, I can't stand girl calling me all the time, that's why I let them now first that I'm not looking for anything serious. I'm an expert at rebound, they fuck me to make theyr ex jealous

 

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I don't wanna be a rebound. I want a girl to fall in love with me, do anything, before I get bored and move on :holla:

Seriously :holla:

I'm actually about the same age as you, I turn 25 soon.

Ike how old are you?

BTW phonetap is a loser who takes the internet FAR too seriously.

 

Thing is, I like regular lovin.

A one night thing would only be if the girl was real, real fit, just a feather in the cap. It's only 1 night, hardly worth the effort.

I like to be sucked off at least every day, while tugging some big floppy tits.

 

as soon as a girl fall in love with me, I lose interest, really weird.

there was this girl, who wa working as a receptionist at my gym, and I was craving to fuck her. But, then I heard, she was really digging me, and she kind of lost her appeal

 

Well me too sort of, that's why I always move on after that. I happen to really like the girl I am with now, she is cool and funny, that's why I have been with her for 2 years.

Well and I also run a business with her now.

 

That's horrible. My one night stands, one was a one weekend stand. Man, way better than fucking girls you "like", but I don't even understand that. Man, those are my favorite memories. I helped my friend move up to Northern California. His next door neighbor was having problems with her boyfriend. I stepped in to save the day. The sucker even sent her flowers on Friday night. I put her face in the flowers and railed her from behind. I fucked the shit out of that girl. Then her boyfriend came home on Sunday night they made up and as I went to drive home, I knocked on the door and railed her on her living room rug. I have been reluctant to have a girlfriend ever since. If I can do it, a lot of dudes can do it. I just have a look women like, but I am only handsome. Scary.

 

42.

 

Fuck, what a hilarious story. Was her boyfriend in when you nailed her?

Ike, post your pic, let us see your flowing chestnut hair.

 

Such lies Ike, you're around my age. You're in College for a start.

 

Never will I post my pic. I was in graduate school, but I dropped out. No, he left. I knocked on the door and she said, well we just made up. And she started to say something else and I kissed her on the neck. I think he went to work to pay for her flowers. She started to mutter, but..I ..and started moaning. She had one of those summer dresses on. And I told her to shut up, I wanted some for the road. She "but, it was fun, but we just..and by the time she had anything to say, I had her dress over her waste and my 2 inches of glory was thrashing her good. I put her on the rug and robotically polished her off to completion. I got up, her face was all red, she sad something liek oh man, this was bad, I mean this weekend I could claim we were broken up, but this...I just kissed her on top of the head and said I had to go. Unless she was knocked up, all she had to fool was herself. Although, my friend knew because I was railing her in his living room. :jester: :jester:

 

:jester: :jester: :jester:

Ike seeing as tap has a crush on me, do you think I should scan my penis to give the older loser some more wank material?

 

I would never support seeing a Penis on the internet. If you do this, please give us all sufficient warning. Btw, he will jerk off to it. Doesn't that creep you out. Fuck Phonetap.

Off the subject, even more, but your English is very good. I assume you speak Spanish. I passed 4th year Spanish 10 years ago, but I can barely speak it. Any advice to learn how to communicate quickly n Spanish. Also, how may languages are you fluent in. It is amazing to me how fluent the average European is in foreign languages.

 

Ike, thanks, and yeah I was kidding about the penis don't worry, I wouldn't want a lonely albino baboon touching himself to my manhood.

The reason for my English being good is that I've lived in England since about the age of 2 :holla: Spent a fair amount of time in France when young, lived there in my late teens, and then back to England.

So to be honest, I am more English than French. I also got a scholarship to a very good school in England, then got expelled, then got expelled again :holla:

I speak English, French, basic Japanese and basic Spanish.

My advice for Spanish is - forget it. It's a neanderthal language. Horrendously basic language, it's nigh on impossible to be eloquent and descriptive in Spanish.

Just think about it, to say "I do not speak Spanish" in spanish is simply "No speak Spanish". The whole language is like that. You can't dress a sentence up in spanish, it's bare to the bones. So I don't like it. Both English and French are far more descriptive languages. I don't even want to read a Spanish book.

I'm moving back to England in a few months.

 

Italian is sort of like that, it is just more colorful. I thought you were Spanish, not English.

 

Steve, good idea on the smack talk. One of the lfastest, longest threads in years

 

Thanks man.

This thread is great. :jester:

 

It's funny too. Phonetap likes to be a dick, but he doesn't like it when he can't pull rank (which he no longer has) I wish Caligula II would join in.

 

I think more members should post the titties of women they've boned.

 

She had nice tits. I am not into Asian chick though. She had a good body though. I want to see 4hooks women's tits. She looked like she had a nice Mcgowan rack.

 

I like asian chicks, although I've never fucked one. I'd be down though.

Hooks, post them titties. :2:

 

Yeah do it, more titties please.

Who has titties they've boned?

It's funny no doubt seeing that squirming little shit phonetap without his admin powers.

Steve is an awesome admin.

Ike, why the FUCK did you think I was Spanish. I've been posting long before I moved to Spain

 

Next time I bone someone at my place, I'm gonna see if I can get some titty pictures while she's asleep and post them on here. :jester:

Thanks for the props dude.

 

Quebequeers are known for being beaten BY women. FAG! :jester:

 

Ignore him. She's cute! Nice boobs! :holla:

 

:jester:

 

Hmm. Phonetap thrashed and forgotten about, all in one thread.

Novel and agreeable.

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Hey cunty, am i on ignorE?

 

some serious racism in this topic. and apparently panzy wasnt around to save all the photos posted by fightbeats toughest hombre