Quentin Tarantino's R-rated STAR TREK!!!

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    It started as a rumor, but now it is comfirmed that it is official: Quentin Tarantino has come with an agreement with JJ Abrams and Paramount Pictures to direct a Star Trek movie. Tarantino's only demand: it must be R-rated. Abrams & the studio agreed. Tarantino is now in meetings with various writers to come up with a satisfactory screenplay. Among them is 'The Revenant' writer Mark L. Smith.


    Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Star Trek’ Will Be R-Rated: ‘The Revenant’s Mark L. Smith Frontrunner Scribe

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    Hell I might actually watch this garbage now.
     
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    Expect lots of Federation swearing, graphic gory violence and some of these...

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    We might FINALLY get to see those green ladies,Orion slave girls, the galaxy's most famous whores, doing their thing...Trekkie nerds wet dream!
    "No male can resist them..."
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    Star Trek is a dying franchise. This, if done right, can be huge and revitalize the brand. Paramount could make their regular P-13 films to please families and also stand alone R-Rated movies for adults.

    (yes kids: that was Yvonne Craig, 'Batman' Batgirl!)

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    Expect 10 minute dialogues.
     
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    Star Trek already has 10 minutes dialogues of which 50% is techno babble jargon half of the audience don't understand. At least if you peppered it with cussing it will make it amusing:

    Kirk:" Sulu, set course for the fucking ionized nebula!"
    Spock: "Captain, the fucking ionized nebula is mostly lethal radioactive particles that can kill all of us."
    Kirk:" Shut the fuck-off, Spock! I am well aware of the risks..."
    Spock: "As your First Science Officer it is my goddamned duty to advise you against your illogical decision."
    McCoy: "Are you both out of your fucking minds? Your shitty arguments is wasting precious time and getting all of us fucked in the ass danger!"

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    sounds like it's gonna be something different for Tarantino. - and that's good, because Death Proof, Basterds, Django, Hateful 8 form a progressively deeper rut he's been digging for himself post-Kill Bill.

    if it ends up being yet another Kill Bill imitation but this time in space, it'll be lame
     
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    Yeah but at least they’ll be very entertaining 10 minute dialogues.
     

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