Tim Witherspoon VS Reese Witherspoon

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  1. cdogg187

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  2. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Tim wins by virtue of having bigger tits
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Reese would have Tim leaving in "Fear".
     
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  4. Double L

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    Is this some kind of joke?
     
  5. Destruction and Mayhem

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    I think Tim will size her up for about 3 mins and then win by rape in the 2nd round
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Btw it is 'very telling' that Sly sees a rape as a victory
     
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    When a rapist commits rape successfully, I don’t think he sees it as a defeat
     
  9. Jeffy

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    Reese has the better chin.
     
  10. Erratic

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    Reese leaves him permanently ugly and beaten with the ugly stick.

     
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