wald pussy Vs Sanders 2

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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    wald pussy steps up and fights everyone's favourite uncle in the rematch, instead of Vitali stepping up and taking care of business for baby bro.

    Who wins?
     
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    Sanders. See wald/brewster. By that point, wald hadn't perfected the perpetual hold which he's used to protect his chin.
     
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    WALD pussy would get buzzed and have a panic attack by round 7. Sanders would hit Wald.Wald can't deal with being hit.
     
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    I have a feeling Sanders would always be Wlads kryptonite.
     
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    Same, especially since back then he hadn't mastered the wald pussy super grasp, I think Sanders would have flattened him again.
     
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    Indeed, Wald Pussy had not yet mastered his Kegel excercises, allowing the vaginal walls to constrict around the phallic aggressor. But now, aided by cowardly opponents and the jab-unnnnh-constrict-damn-you!! gameplan, he has become the world's chumpion

    Still, a determined, reasonably skillful series of overhand shots could prove the elixir once again... just don't expect it from the flotsam that now makes up the available challengers
     
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    Was Wlad in his prime then?

    {thread degenerates as intended}
     

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