Which boxer would you fight?

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  1. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    If you had a choice to fight any pro boxer in the world, current or past, who would it be?
     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    Zelenoff for a free win I guess :lol:
     
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  3. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    Some of the hotter European women's champs could smack me around. I'd probably enjoy it.
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Roberto Duran. I'd enjoy beating him up
     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    Unfortunately for you even the current 60 year old Duran would demolish you.
     
  6. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    A female minimumweight with a losing record.
     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    Wouldn't you feel bad after splattering her on the canvas?
     
  8. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    Oscar De La Hoya obviously

    $$$
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Not as bad as I'd feel being splattered.
     
  10. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    wald pussy
     
  11. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    I might fight a prime Duran just for the chance to smell him up close. Like a tropical island in spring i bet.
     
  12. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    Eric Crumble
     
  13. *Z*

    *Z* WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I'd pay 50 bucks for a pussy to make you look like and even bigger pussy.
     
  14. *Z*

    *Z* WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I'd fight Mayweather, take my whooping and my millions and live happily ever after.
     
  15. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    How do you know, mex?
     
  16. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    Good call. Crumble would finally get that first win, and it would be by KO.
     
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    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    Maybe, who knows?

    I know that I'd knock YOU out though, and with consumate ease. You're a short stocky fella with short fat arms and a HUGE head...that I couldn't possibly miss.

    I'd just jab you up from the outside and when you moved in to try to get rough I'd uppercut your head off. :popcorn:
     
  18. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    Were you only pretending to like Buddy when you met him in Toronto, Sly?
     
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    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    Nah...I like the dude. He's a nice guy. He's a little crazy though.
     
  20. Neil

    Neil ABJECT COWARD

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    the above matchup sounds like a real doozy.

    Reggie strickland vs Donnie penelton redux
     
  21. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    i'd like to box sly
     
  22. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    Sly's in good shape. Could you take him LOK?
     
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    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    Sly is cool with me Hanzy..

    I don't think he could last even 2 full rounds though
     
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    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    You'd be tough. You seem fairly nimble. My hands are very fast though...even at my advanced age of 40 (:giggle:) and I hit HARD!

    You sure you want sumadis?
     
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    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    ok, now that be fightin' talk.

    I'm only confident on Queensbury rules of boxing, though. You'd kill me in MMA, no doubt.
     
  26. Hex-One

    Hex-One "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Felix Trinidad. I would go toe to toe and give the fans what they want!:bears:
     
  27. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    Yeah because LOK has tons of MMA fighting experience :lol:
     
  28. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    they want you dead? :scratcher:
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Would you let him use his special wraps?

    I can see why you would slug with him however, it would be boring to watch you jab your way to an easy decision
     
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    Ruiz. I like to be held.
     

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