Vitali Klitschko's best win?

You are an angry man.

Hey Irish, remember when Lamon Brewster beat Wlad Klitschko within an inch of his life? It was pretty funny.

 

You live in a fuck up of a country, you don't produce any more steel, you ain't got no mojo, and you are upset about it, fine. Don't pick on one man from Kiev though. Imagining that Earnie Shavers could do something in there eating those big shots....ain't gonna repopulate the smelters in Youngstown anytime soon.

 

Foreman won eight or nine rounds vs. Briggs.

 

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Yeah, I've heard Springsteen singing about it, too.

Doesn't put any more wins in Vitali's coffer, though.

 

Prize fighting is a serious business. I heard some samples got destroyed. I wonder if they were dripping with steroids. Viva Due Process, Yankee Style. You know, I throw my eye over the rusting facade, I see grass where men used to clock-in-clock-out and you know what I think of? Those fucking Ukrainians man. Fuck man....we gotta....you know...we gotta do something about it. Lets..........write articles and put them online and hope the people don't know any better.

 

Sanders. ::

 

Hey did he write that tune about the guy who went to jail and could have been a champion or something? Tornado or some shit it was called. Or was that some other idealistic yankee bum with about as many strings to his guitar as you do to your debating style?

 

Wlad was really battered from pillar to post in that one. ::

 

A tough dude. But Rahman figured him out. I guess Manny had trouble getting Lennox into bed after training camp- apparently Lenny wanted to stay up late eating nachos and watching DVD's about the glorious era of 1994-1995.

 

Sanders. :atu:

 

Well I wouldn't know.......I heard they swapped knockdowns. But I'm not a "Boxing Journalist" so I am unsure what authority to attach to my sentiments- if any. I heard something about a rematch but that was in Germany and they make cars there or some shit so who knows what went down over there.

 

Speaking of songs, I'm suddenly reminded of STP's "Vasoline".

That Lamon Brewster...just a fly in the vaseline.

 

Nope...they had a rematch. Lamon is looking for work right now...I heard he hurt his eye, they had him fighting Euro Scrubs, he was on a helluva roll, and they figured this was handy shit. Next thing you know he pulls a Virgil Akins on it, fights the wrong honky and the shit hits the....well....figure it out. Russian kid. They make steel there.

 

When it comes to boxing, yes, I'm pregnant with HATE.

I think you're right with other forums especially,.. but this one,... just knows how to stir the pot, and stir it well,... :stir: ,.. and stir it they do,.. this thread had you in mind.

But look,.. when it comes to padding up a resume at heavyweight,... they're going to either have to pull up supermiddleweights, or Lightheayweights to meet the traditional criteria of 'names' on a resume,... either that, or the contender will have to avoid them for years,.. and talk so much shit through the friendly press that morons begin to believe this guy is alot better than he really is,... had Haye followed through with the fight initially,.. he'd have been just another,.. 'one a dem bums on da Klitschko resume' ,.. now it's a "SUPERFIGHT!!!!" ...:scratcher: ,.. it doesn't pay any heavyweight to be brave, and fight them as soon as you can.

 

Oh hey Kauki this thread was invented for me. Steve is waiting for me to say the N word and get banned. But I already said the N word. NEVER. NEVER is when they will add up to anything more than a pack of fucktards with too much faith in the hucksters of the boxing game- Sugar, Kellerman, Matthews, Smith- the usual cunts.

 

Relax, man...when you look at the picture below, remind yourself this is not happening...it's in the past...

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"Thats the last time you hear Klitschko and Roy Jones mentioned in the same sentence"- Max Kellerman, 1999. The very definition of an ignorant, petulant, spoiled brat of a man.

 

Thats your problem. Looking to the past. Thats Americas problem. Looking to the past. Whats wrong with right now? Brewster did his job, his promoter did his job, then they took a wrong turn. Old Serge, the brute, turned the trick. But boxing is a savage number so we won't rub it in on Lamon. Suffice it to say he has a mixed bag of memories when it comes to Wlad, if indeed he has any.

 

Come on Mitchell, keep them coming, keep them coming......4:45Am Irish time and I'm still grooving. Give us a few more. You are like a lame comic...I'm too tired to heckle and too smart to laugh, so keep em coming slugga'

 

Mitchell if I refresh this page one more time and find my post is the last one I will personally fly over there and beat you to death with the flag on your doorstep. Is that clear?

 

That's the beauty with you Irish. When Wladimir can't get it done, look to the next white guy line...if not brother Vitali, then somenoe else...doesn't even have to be Ukrainian...they can be Russian, from Belarus, doesn't matter.

And Wladimir did rematch him....you know, once the White Wolf showed him it was safe to go back in the water.

 

Probably frustrates you to no end Roy Jones, himself, compared Lewis' left hook to his.

Here's some trivia for you...in which fight did he say this:

"the way he's throwing that hook it's almost as though he's been watching some Roy Jones tapes".

 

Not many undefeated fighters out there.

You do know you could pop up pictures of damn near anybody,... including Manny "clean as a whistle" Pacquiao, squirming around on the canvas.

 

I know Kauki, you can't let a Euro get slighted any more than Irish can.

One in the same, you two, one in the same.

When you quote each other, it's like you're talking in the mirror.

You cover it up better than Irish does, tho.

 

Well now.....am I managing Brewster here? I signed him up to fight Golota and then to fight Krasniqi?

Now....he gets a pass on the first one- we all know that Brewster didnt really fight Golota, it was more a case of Golota getting YET ANOTHER title shot- and we all know why he got them. Well at least Wally Matthews does. He wrote a fantastic piece- on Melito, Golota, and the Klitschkos. You really ought to read up on it Darling.

But Krasniqi? Nope. He figured he would have a bit of the old Albanian himself. And when he found that Shishkebab to his liking, he figured he would have some more, and he went all fucking Lupine.

I never lined him up for a who's-who of Magnolia Maulers- he did that on his own. He found a seam of pale argentum and he mined it heartily till he ran into a rude seam of Belarussian Bitumen, and he got all bogged down.

His areas got drained, so to speak, and his eye fell off.

 

Holyfield with a counter headbutt

 

Cover what up? What are we covering up here? I like Klitschko. I do. But if I figured the man for a limited, decrepit pug I would say so. I happen to believe he is a lot better than that and that historically, a great many eras are full of holes and flaws he could expose. Nothing more. I never marked the man down as a legend- merely a dangerous dude who, on spec and on performances, could pose a legitimate threat to the established "greats" of his division.

If this is too much for you...then sorry. Go back to your Zack De La Rocha limited edition colouring book and draw it up as you like to imagine it.

 

Well,.. best you make this a consistent operation then,... it's time for you to track down any black or hispanic poster on this forum,.. take note of thier race,.. and the race of thier favourite fighter,.. and have yourself a good thorough 'clean up'... ,..

 

And it frustrates Max Kellerman no end that one of Vitalis fairest critics is none other than Roy Jones himself. His commentary during Klitschko-Williams forever, in my opinion, besmirched Kellermans reputation beyond repair.

What a profound and self-indulgent moment of ignorance it was when Kellerman, who must be aware of how things change in boxing, broadly and determinedly declared that Klitschko would never be mentioned in the same sentence as Roy Jones Junior.

Was Wlad ever as good as Jones? Course not. But he has closed the gap a lot, and they are both marquee fighters. Write that in stone. And Wlad throws a pretty mean triple left hook.

I'll say it: Kellerman never saw a former Soviet that he couldn't hate. Kellerman said what he said not believing it to be true- but wanting it to be true.