Evander Holyfield: I Know Why the Klitschkos Won't Fight Me

Discussion in 'General Boxing Discussion' started by Dubblechin, Jan 19, 2011.

  1. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

    I think if either Klitschko fought Evander, Evander'd have a good chance of being about as lucid as Spinner Dunn in Death to Smoochy.

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  2. His_Royness

    His_Royness "Twinkle Toes" McJack




    You sound like you evaluate a fight with Henry Maske. Holy was about to get stopped by Sherman Williams. But of course Style makes fights... :slap:
     
  3. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    You know I don't blame Evander a jot. He needs the money and he is self-deluded. Fine. Thats his own lot and he is entitled to it.

    Its the morons in the press who use his continued existence as some sort of a barometer that they gauge everybody else off too.

    Holyfield hanging around talking about Prophets and answering his phone when people ring Evan reflects about as badly on the rest of the sport as an ancient Joe Louis being beaten by Marciano reflected on the division of that era.

    There should be a way to pension these guys off that doesn't involve beating them into a hospital.
     
  4. Joe King

    Joe King WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    It's because they know they would deal with a death in the ring:

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  5. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    Holyfield quit
     
  6. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful


    Yep. He quit. But thats a reflection on Golota, not Holy...:nono:
     
  7. Jake

    Jake WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    I just love how announcers tapped to call these types of fights constantly refer to a faded legend as if he's still in his prime.
     
  8. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Did you see the Danny Green vs Roy Jones one?

    My God. Roy is getting plastered and they are screaming about beating a legend.

    These people have no shame.


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  9. StingerKarl

    StingerKarl Ace Degenerate

    Yeah, he quit.

    But at least he had the presence of mind to know that it would be called a No Contest.

    I was shocked when I saw this tough club fighter shake him up with overhand rights that were delivered via Western Union.

    He did not want this fight, but was contractually obligated to it, and he made peanuts compared to the half million he was due to make vs. Nielson.

    Holyfield does not have that bullshit personality to be behind the mike that Roy does, so fighting on is his only option with the financial crisis he is faced with.

    I wish him the best, but I think this may end up tragic.

    Karl
     
  10. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    I won't tell you what you sound like most of the time around here :lol:
     
  11. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Evander has no charisma out of the ring. Thats why he is a bust behind the mic. The man has no flow. Turtle-Raising, Hen-Raising, Cock-Raising {:lol:} Roy Jones has it. Lennox doesn't have it. Max Kellerman doesn't have it. Bernard Hopkins doesn't have it. Bobby Czyz doesn't have it. George Foreman has a bit of it. 99% of people are Norman Normals. Roy has a bit of country charm and can call a fight. Evander believes in invisible people. He is not cut out for colour commentary.
     
  12. StingerKarl

    StingerKarl Ace Degenerate

    OK.

    Since you seem to have all of the answers, why don't you take over the commentary on HBO or Showtime yourself?
     
  13. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    :laugh11::laugh11:
     
  14. StingerKarl

    StingerKarl Ace Degenerate

    Punk

    First of all; your involvement in boxing is limited to being behind a keyboard and typing.

    You lack the stones to ever confront fighters, managers, promoters, etc. about furthering your involvement in boxing on a physical level.

    You and others here think it is clever to live vicariously through the physical deeds of other men without trying it out for yourselves in the art of life and death.

    You are plain and simple..a Punk.

    You not only lack the courage to fight to find out what it is in a real world situation to box, but most likely live with your mommy and use her computer in the guest room or basement of the house.

    Touched a nerve of reality?

    Again..you are a punk that lacks the stones to being physically involved with the greatest and most rewarding of art that there is.

    KH
     
  15. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  16. StingerKarl

    StingerKarl Ace Degenerate

    That includes you as well, brother.

    How about you give it a try?

    :fartattack:

    Good luck..I have a feeling you are going to need it if you take my advice.

    KH
     
  17. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    When my father inseminated my mother....was that me living vicariously through the deeds of other men? I wonder...you know.....I just wonder.
     
  18. StingerKarl

    StingerKarl Ace Degenerate

    I can't answer that bro, only your folks can.

    But I like you, you are an asshole..but I like you.

    Take Care,

    Karl
     
  19. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful


    I like you too. I just think you are over-reacting. I think Roy Jones is a good colour commentator. I think Evander Holyfield lacks charisma and would be a poor one.

    Just what this has to do with me riding on the coat-tails of Achilles is beyond me.
     
  20. KaukipRrr

    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    All he'd have to do is ask you a couple of questions about Cork, in south Ireland, ..and the relationship takes a shocking turn. :crafty:
     
  21. His_Royness

    His_Royness "Twinkle Toes" McJack



    Don't be shy...


    realistic would be my best guess...
     
  22. His_Royness

    His_Royness "Twinkle Toes" McJack



    Fixed it for ya.
     
  23. StingerKarl

    StingerKarl Ace Degenerate

    b


    Up yours, Charlie.

    You can fix yourself by fucking off..what a pussy; you have all the time in the world by fucking up posts on an open forum.

    I know one thing.. you are alone and have nothing to do with girls on your free time.

    KH
     
  24. His_Royness

    His_Royness "Twinkle Toes" McJack



    Shut the fuck up fat man. You insulted a fighter on a boxing forum first - why don't you go up to Roy and tell him in his face, that he's a bullshit personality, typist??? Isn't that what you usually ask people here?
     
  25. StingerKarl

    StingerKarl Ace Degenerate

    Yeah, like you would really say that shit to my face.

    You are a coward..I'll lock you up but quick.

    Be a man if you feel that strongly about it is all I can say.

    KH
     
  26. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

    smegman exposed for his usual hypocrisy
     
  27. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    I just bet it would be...
     
  28. His_Royness

    His_Royness "Twinkle Toes" McJack


    Just as you wouldn't say anything to a real boxer's face. I just called you out on your critique which was uncalled for. Maybe you could stick to the argument and not try to be hipocritical and spare me the threats.
     
  29. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Irish doesnt like Cork?
     
  30. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Kaukip injected that- I never said anything about Cork, but I didn't burst into tears and get angry over it either.
     

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