Junior Witter. What a joke.

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  1. Hut*Hut

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    I'd have the bulk on my money on Khan - that'd be my pick. But Witter would be a live dog with those weird Hamed like counter bombs.

    Have I mentioned lately that Khan sucks? Fucking rubbish.
     
    Hut*Hut, Feb 22, 2011
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Don't let hate consume you Hut!

    I know you're really a fan
     
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  3. Hut*Hut

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    He reminds me of one of those massive 4 litre American engines they somehow manage to squeeze 115 hpw out of. It's just an embarrassment that somebody so physically gifted could be so ordinary. He's the leaping, running epitome of shit.
     
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    Witter was never better than Khan.
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    I'm better than Khan.
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    The way to work out who is better is easy. If you had to choose between Khan and Witter to fight someone to save your life, who would you pick? If they win, you live, if they lose, you die. Simple. If any of you choose Witter to fight for you then you are suicidal and should call the Samaritans. Get help.
     
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  7. Jimmy

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    Kahn is shit and thick as fuck.
     
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    Thanks for letting me know, I was talking about Khan though
     
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    Khan is so much better than Witter it isn't even funny. The reason he looks ordinary at times and gets hit a lot is because he often fights stupidly.

    AFAIK American engines like that haven't existed since the late 70s/early 80s.. (when they did, it was because already-developed engines were being detuned to economize on fuel)
     
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    Hut, I know you hate Khan and rightly so, but when rating The Shitter against him let's be objective.

    Bradley schooled Witter. That fight wasn't remotely close, Witter looked out of his league. That SD was an outright robbery, or attempted robbery anyway.

    PS - I hate The Shitter even more than Khan. That Zab fight. What a cunt.
     
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  12. who?

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    who?
     
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    I like this idea, but regardless of who you pick you're going to be shitting bricks up until the end anyway. You'll be worried about Witter because of how shitty he is and Khan because of his chin.
     
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    Don't get me wrong there's plenty of fighters I'd rather pin my hopes on than Khan in this scenario :lol:

    However between those two it's Khan all day. Jeez can you imagine picking Witter and watching him give a Judah performance :lol:
     
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    Who was the poster on here who absolutely fantasised about Witter? This was back a few years ago.
     
    joemul, Feb 23, 2011
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Attraction? I think that was the guy
     
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    At least those engines do respectable numbers for torque.

    And they have made improvements- the new 4.0l V6 in the Mustang is doing 300 Hp.

    Khan is an athlete, and a good boxer, but a poor fighter.
     
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    That's the fella. He was bizarre. Probably an alias or something.
     
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