Junior Witter. What a joke.

Discussion in 'General Boxing Discussion' started by Jimmy, Feb 22, 2011.

  1. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    I'd have the bulk on my money on Khan - that'd be my pick. But Witter would be a live dog with those weird Hamed like counter bombs.

    Have I mentioned lately that Khan sucks? Fucking rubbish.
     
  2. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    Don't let hate consume you Hut!

    I know you're really a fan
     
  3. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    He reminds me of one of those massive 4 litre American engines they somehow manage to squeeze 115 hpw out of. It's just an embarrassment that somebody so physically gifted could be so ordinary. He's the leaping, running epitome of shit.
     
  4. Joe King

    Joe King WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Witter was never better than Khan.
     
  5. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    I'm better than Khan.
     
  6. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    The way to work out who is better is easy. If you had to choose between Khan and Witter to fight someone to save your life, who would you pick? If they win, you live, if they lose, you die. Simple. If any of you choose Witter to fight for you then you are suicidal and should call the Samaritans. Get help.
     
  7. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

    :bow: :lol:
     
  8. who?

    who? Undisputed Champion

    Kahn is shit and thick as fuck.
     
  9. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    Thanks for letting me know, I was talking about Khan though
     
  10. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Khan is so much better than Witter it isn't even funny. The reason he looks ordinary at times and gets hit a lot is because he often fights stupidly.

    AFAIK American engines like that haven't existed since the late 70s/early 80s.. (when they did, it was because already-developed engines were being detuned to economize on fuel)
     
  11. mexican wedding shirt

    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

    Hut, I know you hate Khan and rightly so, but when rating The Shitter against him let's be objective.

    Bradley schooled Witter. That fight wasn't remotely close, Witter looked out of his league. That SD was an outright robbery, or attempted robbery anyway.

    PS - I hate The Shitter even more than Khan. That Zab fight. What a cunt.
     
  12. who?

    who? Undisputed Champion

    who?
     
  13. lb 4 lb

    lb 4 lb Fightbeat Gold Member

    I like this idea, but regardless of who you pick you're going to be shitting bricks up until the end anyway. You'll be worried about Witter because of how shitty he is and Khan because of his chin.
     
  14. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    Don't get me wrong there's plenty of fighters I'd rather pin my hopes on than Khan in this scenario :lol:

    However between those two it's Khan all day. Jeez can you imagine picking Witter and watching him give a Judah performance :lol:
     
  15. joemul

    joemul Undisputed Champion

    Who was the poster on here who absolutely fantasised about Witter? This was back a few years ago.
     
  16. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    Attraction? I think that was the guy
     
  17. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    At least those engines do respectable numbers for torque.

    And they have made improvements- the new 4.0l V6 in the Mustang is doing 300 Hp.

    Khan is an athlete, and a good boxer, but a poor fighter.
     
  18. joemul

    joemul Undisputed Champion

    That's the fella. He was bizarre. Probably an alias or something.
     

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