If Fighters Had Day-Jobs, What Would They Be?

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  1. Irish

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    George Foreman: General Anaesthetist

    Ricky Hatton: Barman.

    David Haye: Male prostitute/Gigolo

    Tommy Hearns: Plumber, Guy who fixes hard-to-reach shit.

    Marvin Hagler: Wig-fitter.

    Floyd Mayweather: Cat Burglar.

    Jack Johnson: Dentist.

    Manny Pac: Pharmacist.

    Roy Jones: Turtle farmer.

    Evander Holyfield: Pro-Life campaigner, Sperm Bank Executive.
     
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    Great thread.
     
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    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    Emile Griffith : Executioner :scared2:
     
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    Damien Undisputed Champion

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    You know that boxing is dying when...
     
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    More like interior decorator.
     
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    Good point. Donald Curry: Hair Dresser
     
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    Evander Holyfield - televangelist

    Donald Curry - Male prostitute

    Greg Haugen - Carnie

    Zab Judah - Feces impersonator
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Cintron would be an OB/GYN.

    Who better to examine a female vagina than a man who has one?
     
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    Floyd - Olympic Drug Testing rep

    PAC - Asian Bieber impersonator

    Cintron - Stuntman

    Paul Williams - nm, he's still asleep

    Valuev - Model
     
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    As opposed to a male vagina?
     
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    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    ricardo williams jr would sell dope to fightbeat posters in ohio
     
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    Margarito - Mexican drug cartel hit-man and enforcer
     
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    Ricardo Lopez would model baby clothes and diapers for TV commercials...
     
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    No he wouldn't. He'd be a male concubine with a ball-gag and a dog chain around his neck.
     
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    I know it's akin to beating a dead horse, but probably 90 percent of the threads are about topics other than upcoming fights. It's sad that this sport has so little news that we're forced to come up with shit topics like this.
     
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    Zab Judah would be a canvas inspector for the NYSAC. He could take Paul Williams as his understudy.

    Zab and Paul would be found lying on the floor in MadisonSquare Garden with both of them screaming "Nah, its a fake, its a fucking fake, knowamsayin??"

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    "I am sorry Sir, but this is not a 1952 Title-Edition Benlee. It is a cheap Grant Elvis Phillips replica, from 2002"

    [​IMG] "Don't you never try to sell this shit again"

    Haugen would be a cabbie in Mehico City.
     
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    Ricardo "Child-Size" Lopez.
     
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    Corrie Sanders would be employed by Universum in Germany in their "Quality Control" department.

    Corrie would be asked to spar with everyone and submit a report at the end of the day about which of their "Products" was fit to go on TV.

    Any inherent flaws would be quickly shown up. :admin:
     
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    THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!! :atu: :bears: :giggle:
     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    Good list, especially that one.


    Tszyu - Special olympics fundraiser.

    Corrie Sanders - Uncle for hire.

    Angulo - Janitor.

    Juan Diaz - Taco salesman.

    Andre Dirrell - Vagina impersonator.

    Ward - Jehovah's witness.

    Frock - Property renovator and cleaner.
     
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    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    Lemmon loser would be a bus driver in London
     
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    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    Crapsaggy would be a dishwasher in Germany
     
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