Baddest out of these "Swords and Sandals" Movie heros!!!

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Who's the baddest sword wielding MOFO?

  1. Achilles

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%

  2. Leonidas

    2 vote(s)
    28.6%

  3. Maximus

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Willam Wallace

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. D'Artagnon

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. Conan

    2 vote(s)
    28.6%

  7. Aragorn

    2 vote(s)
    28.6%
  1. Destruction and Mayhem

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    Another in the "Annual" Series.

    Movie versions only!

    Achilles

    Who could forget the ease with which he slew the Thessalonian Giant in the opening scene. "Is there no one else? Is there no one ELSE!!"

    Leonidas

    "'Goodbye my Love'..he doesn't say it. There's no room for softness in Sparta, no room for weakness"

    Maximus

    "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius father of a slaughtered son, husband of a slaughtered wife and I shall have my vengeance, in this life or the next"


    William Wallace

    "They can take or lands but they'll never take...OUR FREEDOM!!"


    D'Atargnon

    "..And if we're to die, if WE MUST DIE, then let it be like this...One for all and all for one!!"


    Conan the Barbarian

    "Slay my enemies, see them driven before me and hear the lamentations of their women!!"


    Aragorn

    "Show them no mercy, for you shall receive none! [in elvish]"
     
    Destruction and Mayhem, Mar 14, 2011
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  2. His_Royness

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    it's D'artagnan... he's gay though...

    ALthough i think Achilles and Leonidas are pretty bad-ass and already kinda superhuman - nobody out of this list fucks with Conan, IMO.
     
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    r o o s t e r "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    where the FOCK is spartacus?

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    Obviously you should have used the "Are you not entertained" quote for Maximus instead of that lame one you chose.

    Anyway, I think nobody beats Achilles.

    Who the fuck is D'artagnon? And why no Mad Martigen from Willow? He was the self proclaimed greatest swordsman who ever lived.
     
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  5. Damien

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    Achilles hands down, not even a contest
     
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    Leonidas was kicking ass while his wife was giving it up. He beat that giant straight up.
     
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    see..you move this to this shitty forum and it doesn't get even half the traffic it would normally...

    fuckers.
     
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    Leonidas definitely had the hottest woman. Aragorn was shagging Liv Tyler, Achilles was messing about with the Kings rather plain daughter.

    The only one that comes close really is the bird that Mel Gibson (William Wallace) was with in Braveheart.
     
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    It's the exact reason I was against this stupid forum in the first place. It's hardly being used at all and really didn't need to be done. Nobody chats about movies to the point that it needs it's own forum. Such a waste.
     
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    HECTOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
     
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    Exactly. Who's idea was this shit anyway?
     
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  12. Destruction and Mayhem

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    Which one? He had two HOT HOT chicks in that one.
     
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  13. Damien

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    I don't remember Leonidas having two chicks in 300? He had his wife, who else?
     
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    It was a good idea. Fact is it's a new forum and people need to get used to coming here. It is pretty damn busy considering how recently it was created. Look at the fitness forum if you wanna call something useless...
     
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    I was referring to William Wallace.
     
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    Oh I don't even really remember the girl who played his wife. I was referring to the queen or princess or whatever she was.
     
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    Yeah, that queen was fucking hot. Looked like a young Catherine Zeta Jones. I checked her out on IMDB and she's hardly been in any other movies.
     
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