Baddest out of these "Swords and Sandals" Movie heros!!!

Discussion in 'Movies & Televison: Reviews, Discussions & Debate' started by Destruction and Mayhem, Mar 14, 2011.

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Who's the baddest sword wielding MOFO?

  1. Achilles

    14.3%
  2. Leonidas

    28.6%
  3. Maximus

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Willam Wallace

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. D'Artagnon

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Conan

    28.6%
  7. Aragorn

    28.6%
  1. Another in the "Annual" Series.

    Movie versions only!

    Achilles

    Who could forget the ease with which he slew the Thessalonian Giant in the opening scene. "Is there no one else? Is there no one ELSE!!"

    Leonidas

    "'Goodbye my Love'..he doesn't say it. There's no room for softness in Sparta, no room for weakness"

    Maximus

    "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius father of a slaughtered son, husband of a slaughtered wife and I shall have my vengeance, in this life or the next"


    William Wallace

    "They can take or lands but they'll never take...OUR FREEDOM!!"


    D'Atargnon

    "..And if we're to die, if WE MUST DIE, then let it be like this...One for all and all for one!!"


    Conan the Barbarian

    "Slay my enemies, see them driven before me and hear the lamentations of their women!!"


    Aragorn

    "Show them no mercy, for you shall receive none! [in elvish]"
     
  2. His_Royness

    His_Royness "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    it's D'artagnan... he's gay though...

    ALthough i think Achilles and Leonidas are pretty bad-ass and already kinda superhuman - nobody out of this list fucks with Conan, IMO.
     
  3. r o o s t e r

    r o o s t e r "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    where the FOCK is spartacus?

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  4. lb 4 lb

    lb 4 lb Fightbeat Gold Member

    Obviously you should have used the "Are you not entertained" quote for Maximus instead of that lame one you chose.

    Anyway, I think nobody beats Achilles.

    Who the fuck is D'artagnon? And why no Mad Martigen from Willow? He was the self proclaimed greatest swordsman who ever lived.
     
  5. Damien

    Damien Undisputed Champion

    Achilles hands down, not even a contest
     
  6. Joe King

    Joe King WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Leonidas was kicking ass while his wife was giving it up. He beat that giant straight up.
     
  7. see..you move this to this shitty forum and it doesn't get even half the traffic it would normally...

    fuckers.
     
  8. Damien

    Damien Undisputed Champion

    Leonidas definitely had the hottest woman. Aragorn was shagging Liv Tyler, Achilles was messing about with the Kings rather plain daughter.

    The only one that comes close really is the bird that Mel Gibson (William Wallace) was with in Braveheart.
     
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    lb 4 lb Fightbeat Gold Member

    It's the exact reason I was against this stupid forum in the first place. It's hardly being used at all and really didn't need to be done. Nobody chats about movies to the point that it needs it's own forum. Such a waste.
     
  10. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    HECTOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
     
  11. Exactly. Who's idea was this shit anyway?
     
  12. Which one? He had two HOT HOT chicks in that one.
     
  13. Damien

    Damien Undisputed Champion

    I don't remember Leonidas having two chicks in 300? He had his wife, who else?
     
  14. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    It was a good idea. Fact is it's a new forum and people need to get used to coming here. It is pretty damn busy considering how recently it was created. Look at the fitness forum if you wanna call something useless...
     
  15. I was referring to William Wallace.
     
  16. Damien

    Damien Undisputed Champion

    Oh I don't even really remember the girl who played his wife. I was referring to the queen or princess or whatever she was.
     
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    lb 4 lb Fightbeat Gold Member

    Yeah, that queen was fucking hot. Looked like a young Catherine Zeta Jones. I checked her out on IMDB and she's hardly been in any other movies.
     

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