Favorite Bad Movie

I can't get enough of watching shitty movies. My all time favorite bad movie is Twin Sitters staring the Barbarian Brothers and the dumb kid from Kindergarten Cop. Here is a very poor quality trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UqaWInXigY

(I can't embed youtube for some reason)

What's your favorite terrible movie?

 

Zombie Strippers :bears:

 

The Last Dragon
Commando
No Retreat No Surrender
Rocky 4

 

Assault of The Killer Bimbos (which later spawned an unofficial serious remake titled "Thelma & Louise"...I loved "Bimbos", hated "Thelma").

Hell Comes To town starring Roddy Piper and an apparently long time unemployed Sandahl Bergman (Conan The Barbarian). A stupid postapocalypse Mad Max rip-off film with mutant frogs as the Planet-of-the-Apes western version..., yes, it is a big mess!

 

Oh come on, No Retreat No Surrender was a complete piece of shit. An entertaining, cheesy piece of shit, but still a piece of shit regardless.

The remake of The Wicker Man was a hilariously bad movie. I watch the clips on youtube when I feel like a laugh.

 

Commando & The Last Dragon.

Though I would hardly consider either "bad". Both have unlimited rewatchability.

 

I didn't know until recently, but there's a couple versions of it.

The one I watched growing up had better music, and did not have this really gay scene.


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I don't like it when I'm trying to download a movie with better quality and the version is different. I downloaded a version of Jackie Chan's "Wheels on Meals" (Spartan X), and it's just not the same without the cheesy music.

 

Rocky IV
Missionary Man

 

I've been on a Chuck Norris kick lately.

My teenage daughter and I like to watch bad movies and rip them apart, and Chuck's movies are absolute gems.

Recently watched "Breaker, Breaker", "Good Guys Wear Black", and "Invasion USA".

Chuck's movies provide more genuine laughs then most good comedies. ::

 

Accepted
Grandma's boy

 

Good Ones! Hell comes to town looks awesome! I just added it to my netflix queue.

Here is another Barbarian Brothers masterpiece:



I'll also add:
Garbage Pail Kids:The Movie
Double Dragon
Thankskilling
Any of the Witchboard Movies

 

The Karate Kid Part 3 was a terrible movie that I enjoy watching from time to time for a laugh.

Very believable script which contains a multi-millionaire businessman hiding in a fireplace to get an 18 year old kid to enter in a Karate tournament.

 

:nono::nono::nono:

 

"Bad" by TODAY's Standards SHOULDN'T Count...NONE of those Flicks were Considered "Bad" when they were RELEASED...



REED:kidcool:

 

The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane

 

Biker Boys. Most people hate it but I've seen it several times and really like it.

 

Tango & Cash
Hudson Hawk

(I'm pretty sure most people love these two movies. It's just that the critics thought they were shit.)

Masters Of Menace
The People Across The Lake (Cheesy 80's TV movie)
Krull

 

I remember that. I think Willis did Hudson Hawk right after Die Hard and the backlash was incredible. They were actually saying he might have ended his career with the film and my thought was did these guys actually watch the movie? What were they taking it seriously? It was a comedic action movie, not a serious one on the scale of Die Hard, and in that vein I thought it was brilliant.

 

I just saw "Cop-Out" with Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan.

According to everything I read about it, and seeing Tracy Morgan try to "act"...........I really thought it was going to be a complete piece of shit.

I actually got several laughs out of it, and enjoyed it a bit. ::

 

I can't stand Tracey Morgan

 

I think he's funny if used properly or as a Talk show guest.

Left to his own devices he can be awful.

 

I liked I Heart Huckabees.

I can't confirm if I'm the only one, but I might be.

 

Also, the kid has just won the championship, then won a life-and-death battle against a bigger guy, and now is afraid and gets his ass kicked by teen thugs

 

That's a borderline great movie, so I don't think it qualifies for this thread. :nono:

 

Nice, so maybe we got the makings of an I Heart Huckabees club.

But it might be pretty exclusive, because a lot of people didn't like it.

 

I'm pretty sure they got negative reviews when they came out, except maybe for Commando.

I know Rocky 4 was up for some Razzies and was panned by the critics at the time.