Khan buried to his neck in the ground vs. 12 women with 600 pounds of stones...

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  1. Double L

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    It'd be tough for Khan to get his jab going, what with his body buried in the ground. On the other hand, the dozen women would have plenty of chances to repeatedly punish Kahn to the face with stone after tone, hurled with hostility and concentration. Who do you think wins?
     
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    REED, my attempt at humor on this one was 100% without the aid of intoxicants. I really did find it funny a scenario uin which Kahn, the Olympic champ, is sentenced to classic Moslem repercussions, for example, if he were caught gaying it up in the Picadilly Circus, and his relatives in Yemen, or wherever the hell he's from, could think of no other recourse than to punish him as they would a female Moslem whore. And to what extent, if any, could his supposed boxing expertise, rescue him from what typically would be a slow and yet inevitable succumbing to the head trauma of stone after stone colliding with his stationary and defenseless head.
     
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    There's so much ignorance in this post I don't even know where to begin with it
     
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    Try the first sentence.
     
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