Roberto Duran vs. Sergio Martinez @ 154 & MW

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  1. Dog Jones

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    Let's take the Duran of the Moore and Hagler fights vs. the Martinez of the Cintron and Dzindziruk fights
     
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    Martinez SD
     
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    Norris on cuts vs either
     
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    Seriously. Duran gets inside and Martinez either clinches or gets the ever loving fuck funked out his bum bum.
     
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  8. mexican wedding shirt

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    Duran clearly. Martinez is actually a pretty good style matchup for him.

    Duran hunts him down, gets inside, and rapes him.
     
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  9. Hut*Hut

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    That said, with refs being what they are, the answer might just be *clinch clinch clinch clinch*, have the ref separate them back to long range each time, rinse and repeat.
     
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    Duran rapes him.
     
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    Duran rapes him.
     
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    Duran UD12
     
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    Please. Martinez is a different level fighter
     
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    Duran makes Martinez his pretty black haired girlfriend. Has him grow pig tails and talk real nice to him.
     
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    BS. The only thing masculine about Duran is his willingness to hump everything in front of him. One bitch slap from Sergio would make Roberta's stomach cramp
     
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    If Martinez slapped Duran he would get treated like Lamotta's wife in Raging Bull for his insolence. Then taken up the bum bum.
     
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