Bloodsport: "OK USA" "Now I break you, like I break your friend" "Aren't you a little young for full contact? Aren't you a little old for video games?"
Coming to America: "Rocky Marciana, Rocky Marciana, das dey ONE, das dey ONE! Everytime I Try to Talk about Boxin', White Man Pull Rocky Marciana Out dey Ass" "He Kicked Joe Louis' Ass" "Joe Louis was 137 Years Old!" "SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!" "Boy, that Ain't Nuttin but a UltraPerm" "Damn that Boy can Sang. That Boy GOOD!" "Good & TERRIBLE" REED:cheer:
Me, Myself, & Irene.....one of the funniest movie EVER... Irene P. Waters: Could we maybe get Charlie back out here for a huddle? Hank Evans: Sure, and while I'm at it, why don't you go climb that telephone pole and take a big steamy piss on the power lines! Look, I'm not here to twist your niblets. I'm here to save your life. But to do that, I'm going to need complete uninanonomonitity. Hank Evans: Vagiclean," huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco? Mrs. Bittman: Excuse me? Hank Evans: No, excuse me. There's no tag on this. [grabs microphone] Hank Evans: Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. Hank Evans: Well fuck my ozone. Hank Evans: Hey ringworm... Hank Evans: Yeah I'm talking to you, you toxic waste of life. You gonna pick that butt up, or do I have to glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it in your big fat pimply a-hole? Softball Player: Hey buddy, chill out. It's just a cigarette. Hank Evans: Oh yeah? Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess. Hank Evans: You know, I think you're a very special unit. Irene P. Waters: That's sweet. Hank Evans: I hope we get to know each other better. Irene P. Waters: Yeah, me too. Hank Evans: Do you swallow?
"Come out to the coast. We'll have a few laughs..." "Yippie-kai-yay, motherfucker!" "Karl, hunt that little shit down, and find my detonators!!!!" "Looks like we're gonna need some more FBI guys!" "That guy looks seriously pissed!" "He's alive! Only John can get someone that angry!"
"You were right I was wrong......about the horses, the Lipid Otters. They are from Spain, not Portugal *Hackman laugh*"
"He's fueling his missiles! Why would he do that? You don't put on a condom unless you're going to fuck!"
"I don't mind questions, but if you've got something to say to me, you say it in private. And if privacy doesn't permit itself then you bite your fucking tongue" "We're here to preserve democracy, not to practice it!"
