Thread Retread: What Animal best Describes the following fighters?

Discussion in 'General Boxing Discussion' started by Double L, May 19, 2011.

  1. Double L

    Double L Book Reader

    I think this thread has been done in the past, perhaps even by me, but if it was, it was a long time ago. And if you thought it was a stupid thread then, well I suppose you'll find it stupid today. Nevertheless, for each of the following fighters, name a species of animal that you think most closely emobodies his style of fighting, temperment and physical attributes - inside the ring (e.g. don't worry about trying to come up with a species that is anti-social and disruptive to its civilization the way PBF is to his).

    1. Pacquiao: Ratel (Honey Badger) - rated in the Guiness Book of World Records as the most fierce animal on the planet. Is small yet fearless; overwhelms its enemies with chaotic violence using razor claws and strong jaws.
     
  2. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Mayorga - Gorilla

    Hearns - cobra
     
  3. This thread is good in premise but has the potential to degenerate when the resident racists get involved.

    A certain Aussie (wont mention his name right now) would probably label all African American fighters as Gorillas for example.

    Anyway...

    Pacquiao = Wolverine (Ferocity cannot be matched)
    Mayweather = Mongoose (Counterpuncher - extraordinaire)
    Vitali = Polar Bear (Largest Land Carnivore)
    Tua = Elephant (no explanation necessary)
    Wlad = Siberian Tiger (Handsome but deadly, one of the largest predators)
    Hopkins = Leopard (Black Panther to be more precise)
     
  4. whiskey

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    Zab - Dung Beetle
     
  5. Roy Jones (Prime) = Cheetah (no one could match his speed)
    Roy Jones (Past Prime) = Chihuahua (no one could NOT knock him out)
     
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    Sam Peter - Old, tired and wounded Black Bear.
     
  7. John Ruiz = Reticulated Python (once he has you in his clutches, there is no escape)
     
  8. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    Jay Nady would make a good snake handler. :lol:
     
  9. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    Audley Harrison - A little baby mouse
     
  10. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    :lol:
     
  11. Hex-One

    Hex-One "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Cool thread!
     
  12. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    Vernon Forrest's wife - Black widow

    Too cold ?
     
  13. Double L

    Double L Book Reader


    :lol:
     
  14. *Z*

    *Z* WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    EDIT. lol
     
  15. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful



    Hopkins is a sloth.
     
  16. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    with Disease.
     
  17. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Mayweather is a snake --- only needing to, "feed," once a year or so, and never shy about biting the hand which feeds him.
     
  18. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm


    :bears::bears::bears::bears:
     
  19. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    I like it, very good :bears:
     
  20. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    I like it more than you.

    4 clapping smilies to one.
     
  21. Cold but very clever!
     
  22. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    If Gatti's wife was black it would be perfect.
     
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    Haha, very good.
     
  24. I was thinking the same actually..
     
  25. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Pacquiao is a rabbit around needles (scared).

    Evander Holyfield is a rabbit (in terms of breeding).
     
  26. Roll With The Punches

    Roll With The Punches WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ



    cos alot of them have a long reach?
     
  27. broadwayjoe

    broadwayjoe Undisputed Champion

    :bears:
     
  28. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    It's not funny if you have to explain it !!!
     
  29. Joe King

    Joe King WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Margarito-bitch
     
  30. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    I agree. Except for mine. And the Ruiz one. LOL.
     

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