Alvarez vs Rhodes/Broner vs Litzau RBR

As long as my link stays up I will try to do round by rounds.

 

Roy Jones Jr is back!! :bears:

He says Alvarez has freckles. And is like a Mexican Mike Tyson.

Roy Jones Jr is not back.

 

Max Kellerman is having a child!!!

Harold Lederman has now been promoted to calling fights- he calls Broner vs Litzau.

Come back Max all is forgiven.

 

Harold Ledderman is calling the 1st fight. Ledderman is doing a good job so far.

 

"Litzau is absolutely the reason people watch boxing on HBO"- Harold Lederman.

No shit, he actually said that.

He thinks that Broner vs Litzau will be a "sensational fight".......Litzau is being described as "Bigger, Stronger, More Powerful". by the main dude.

I assume Broner is in a wheelchair or something.

 

Lederman said that Litzau is the reason people watch HBO. So either Lederman or HBO are doing a shit job.

 

He was saying Litzau comes to fight. He isn't wrong either.

 

Curtis Thrasher, referee :bears:

 

I know dealers that don't push their product like Litzau does his punches. Troy Dorsey also came to fight. And lose.

 

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Pluuuuuuuummmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

 

Broner looks like he could give a fuck ::

 

this will be a terrible fight mostly then someone gets caught and put to sleep.

I'll guess Litzau takes a nap.

 

LMFAO...I JUST wrote that.

 

Here we go.

They Meet In the.....ah fuck it.

Ha ha Litzau knocked the fuck out.

 

What a KO. Litzau is out

 

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Litzau was doing fine, then got caught on the ropes with a very good right hand, the right uppercut and the left hook were key in the finish.

Jason Litzau is the reason why people watch HBO ::

Wow!!! Broner, 21-0, 17 KO's A STAR IS BORN!!!! ::

 

Litzau is a fucking bum. Why Lederman and his co-commentator felt entitled to treat us to Litzaus white-trash childhood is beyond me.

 

BANG!! BANG!!! BANG!!! :laughing:

 

Broner already has a lot of belts...

 

I was going to say Broner needs to stop with that cheap imitation of Floyd Mayweather jr......but no....go on chump....now rematch Ponce De Leon...

 

Jason LightsOut

 

Who doesn't have a belt in boxing now

 

Litzau landed 3 punches. Those are the sort of stats that make people watch HBO!!!!

 

Jason Litzau.

 

Not even Kellerman can be bothered to be there...

But why is Lederman co-commentating, when Roy is there?

 

Here is Roys take:

Likes Broners improvement and maturity, did not take Litzau lightly as he did Ponce De Leon.

 

Roy is Litzaus promoter

 

Apparently Max has procreational duties this evening. Roy is there because he has a promotional interest in Litzau, or he did up until 10 minutes ago. Lederman is a douche. Maybe they don't trust Roy anymore.

 

Broner: i wanna thank God - Roy: :clapagain:

 

I wanna thank all my kids... :hump:


Oldest son is 4 mofo is 21... He trying to get Evanders record or what??? :notallthere: