If you were a boxer, what would be your alias name?

Bernard ''The Executioner'' Hopkins
Floyd ''Money'' Mayweather
Manny ''Pac-man'' Pacquiao
Audley ''A-Force'' Harrison

What would be your name? No need to let me know your real name if you don't want to, just your alias name, unless you want to.

 

"Sly" naturally.

 

Captain Mysterious

 

Probably Canvasback or Autumn Leaves

 

Mister

 

"Typist"

 

chloroform

 

or the anesthesiologist

 

The Killer Otolaryngologist

 

One Punch

 

Keyboard Warrior

 

"The Big Belter"

 

The fairy

Imagine. No one would fight me. Nobody would want to lose to the fairy.

 

I was going to roll with "The Midnight Dragon"; after that cheap ass beer I used to sell from the bodega I worked at across the street from Queens Bridge Projects in Long Island City when I first got out on my own. I also had Nigel Benn's "Dark Destroyer" in mind.

You could get a forty ounce for $1.18 and this was in '90!

 

Big, sexy, masculine hitter

 

also, "Hands of Tempurpedic Softness" and "Chin of Fine Porcelain" are two that I might like

 

Gladys or Rib Roaster

 

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"Sugar" Sean Reed....



REED:Lok:

 

The Anihlist;

 

Andrewwww "The BIG... SEXY... Masculine HITTER" BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN


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I like it.

 

'Hands of Sponge' naturally

 

"Cat Funt", just for the one time the announcer might mess up...

 

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