Which FB Member Would You Have Train You?

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  1. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    With your matchmaking and my fight strategies we could get somebody to 100-0. :partie:
     
  2. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    I could see REED as a valued promotions guy, yeah.
     
  3. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    It was beautiful the way he tricked such steel-fisted titans as Ivan Robinson and Angel Manfredy into thinking that not only had they hit him, but that also they had hurt him badly... god, the nuance and artfulness of his trickery, his deception, a marvel to see really:laugh11:
     
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    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    REED would be my promoter

    "No one can beat my fighter! Sure, he gets sunburned by 40 watt lightbulbs, sure his sensitive skin produces an endless litany of cuts and swelling... ok, perhaps his idea of roadwork- a brisk walk while smoking -isn't necessarily the traditional way of doing things... yes, he finds jumping rope exhausting and tedious... ok, maybe he asks "are you ok?" when he lands a punch and gets clocked by counters... but he has HEART!"
     
  5. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    Reed would be a good promoter in terms of getting you the fights, but my sense with REED is that he's very money conscious, unlike someone like Muzse..who would give a man the clothes off his back...and so REED would probably swindle you out of half of your money! :lol:
     
  6. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

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    REED Would Market You as an Irish, Undisciplined, Ricardo Mayorga Type...& Just for Kicks, REED Would have U Smoking AND Playing 1 of your Instruments, During your Ringwalk...


    REED:partie:
     
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    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

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    Nah, REED Goes by the Book...Whatever's on PAPER (ie., the CONTRACT) is what REED will ADHERE To...Besides All that, REED is a MATCHMAKER, which Means he's Spending OTHER PEOPLE's Money in Lieu of his Own, Nonexistant Funds...


    REED:Lok:
     
  8. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    When you ask REED for your purse, he'll tell you to go wait in the hotel lobby while he gets the money. And instead he sends you 3 cheap and thoroughly abused prostitutes and high-tails it outta there.
     
  9. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    :giggle:
     
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    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    REED is all about money. I wouldn't trust him to promote me ONE BIT!! :giggle:

    Muzse on the other hand would be the perfect trainer/manager.
     
  11. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    Muzse doesn't know anything about boxing though.

    I'd train myself. :bears:
     
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    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    Nah...Muzse is extremely (ridiculously so at times) biased and as such we often disagree on topics involving fighters that he's biased towards or against...but the dude knows his shit.
     
  13. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    I'm trying to think of a single good point he's made in my years posting here. Great guy, but doesn't really know anything about boxing.
     
  14. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    Give the old man a break. He's coping with senility.
     
  15. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    If you marketed me, could we have the DVDs we send out of me in action dubbed so they appear to be in grainy, hand-cranked B&W?
     
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    I love it!:lol:
     
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    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    REED King Productions:laughing:
     
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  19. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

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    Considering your "Dark" Features, Can we Place the Jewish Star on your Trunks Too???...Old School, Jewish Fighter...TRUE Throwback!!!...



    REED:rock:
     
  20. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Youre a genius, Sir.

    "Ramonza Solilostein."
     
  21. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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  22. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Fighter/accountant, at your service :lol:
     
  23. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    If I trained Hanzy I'd have him drop his drawers and give me twenty
     
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