Coming to a theater near you.....

Discussion in 'Movies & Televison: Reviews, Discussions & Debate' started by ILLUMINATI, Jul 30, 2011.

  1. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

    The Thing
    http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi2985204761/


    Rise of the Planet of the Apes Poster45Rise of the Planet of the Apes
    http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi1615502617/


    Final Destination 5
    http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi3590233113/




    Dream House
    http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi64658457/




    Hayware :warning:mix bag looks corny...then halfway through the trailer might be good...then it got corny again....who knows...Gina Carano + a few big name actors can't be that bad....
    http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi2094767129/
     
  2. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

    So the last one was called The FINAL Destination. But now there's a Final Destination 5? LOL!
     
  3. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King

    The Thing

    Kurt Russell is replaced by a chick. :shit:


    Rise of the Planet of the Apes

    I was skeptical at first about this one, but I've become more optimistic the more I've seen of it.


    Final Destination 5

    :shit::shit: The last one was complete balls.




    Dream House

    Looks promising, but I never trust a horror/suspense movie with a PG-13 rating




    Haywire

    Looks like they're trying to turn Gina Carano into an action star by getting a name director and a bunch of respectable actors to support her. I predict this gets shelved and goes straight to video.
     
  4. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran


    So it today......2 out of 5....the movie just kept going and going..it could have been edited down a lot....and at the end all tjhe apes wanted was to get to the forrest....:popcorn::shit::shit::shit:
     
  5. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    Planet of the Apes started very well, but turned shitty toward the end. And the end was complete shit!
     
  6. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    The end may be a set-up for future films, or they just conceded they couldnt realistically shoot or explain what comes next.

    Probably the former.
     
  7. joony

    joony "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    i agree. it wasnt anything spectacular. i guess CGI was good w/ all the different types of apes, but i was surprised to see somewhat of a consensus positive reception from critics.
     
  8. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    I swear film critics are attuned to two things - foreign films & blockbusters. Sell either at the right angle & theyll subconsciously decide a movie is great before theyve seen it.
     
  9. lb 4 lb

    lb 4 lb Fightbeat Gold Member

    In apes, did anyone get their face or genitals bitten off?

    If not I smell a fake pussified director scared to tell it like it is.
     
  10. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran


    Someone got their finger bitten off.....someone got electrocuted....Apes were throwing cops around..but Caesar didn't let any of them smash heads or rip faces off....
     
  11. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

    Saw Final Destination 5...not bad but not the best in the series....of course the bridge scene was great..a bit short though. The gymnast chick got it bad...both times.....

    I was surprised w/ the ending...nice twist....
     

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