Ridiculous/Funny/Stupid Boxer Nicknames

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  1. cdogg187

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    I watched the junior welterweigth fight between Johnny Bumphus and Gene Hatcher and I was once again struck by the absurdity of Bumphus's nickname... "Bump City" .... It sounds like something Bootsy Collins came up with, completely ridiculous and great, love it

    What other ridiculous nicknames have there been?
     
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    Vaughn 'Shake and Bake' Bean was funny IMO. The guy sucked and the nickname doesn't make much sense but it sounded cool. GOOFi is also a classic, it also happened to be the perfect word to describe the fighter
     
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    More lame than funny but some guy's nickname was "boxing" although i don't recall who it was.
     
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    "The Punching Postman" - Sam Hill

    It would've been better if his nickname was "What in" Sam Hill "Is Goin' on around here"

    "Boxing", I remember that Whiskey but I can't think of the fighter either
     
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    Humberto "The Crafty Little Fox" Soto, where the fuck is he boxing out of? Farthing Wood?

    And UGBK, I agree, "Shake and Bake" is the shittest name ever...






















    :lol:
     
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  7. whiskey

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    James "I'll put my cock in your asshole" Stevenson
     
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    YES!

    one of the best examples
     
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    Rodney "All ya'll need to stop, yo" Jackson
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    Goofi.

    Terrible name.
     
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    agreed

    dreadful
     
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    Jimmy "The Ghost With a Hammer In His Hand" Wilde. Incredible fighter and one of the best little big men ever, but in desperate need of an editor if that was the best nickname they could come up with.
     
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    henry "sugar poo" buchanan
    Calvin "the boxing banker" Brock
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    yeah that's a mouthful

    It'd be like Pernell "The Quick, Unhittable Left Handed Black Guy" Whitaker
     
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    sugar poo, never get tired of that one, what was he thinking?

    Dutch Sam a.k.a. THE TERRIBLE JEW
     
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    Or, Pernell "The Slickster with a Drink In His Hand" Whitaker
     
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    Isn't Demetrius Andrade's nickname "Boo Boo?"
     
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    Felix "The Moronic Robot Never Programmed For Jabs" Trinidad:flip:
     
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    Not a nickname but I never knew what to make of Elvis Parsley
     
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    Yeah, but that's the FAMILY GIVEN Nickname that he's Used All of his Life, as Opposed to Something CREATED for his Boxing Career...



    REED:hammert:
     
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    YES!

    And a lot of folks thought he was going to be something special... not so much
     
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    Andre "SOG" Ward is awful.
     
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    It fits. When he fights, you hear alot of "boo boo" from the crowd.
     
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    interesting...and I thought it was "doo doo" due to his style.
     
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    There's a Local Fighter that None of U will Ever Hear about, by the Name of Larry "Slomoshun" Smith...Pronounced "Slow Motion"...COOLEST Nickname in the Dallas/Ft. Worth Area, for Sure....



    REED:hammert:
     
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