Klitschko time coming to a halt. Kimbo Slice makes his boxing debut this Saturday.

Kimbo is fighting some 0-1 guy. No big deal. He will look great and blow the guy away in 20 seconds. From then on he should fight more cans and by the end of 2012 he should be at a 25-0 (25) mark then he should fight somebody from the top 10 like Adamek and Ko him and make people notice. Then Klitschko shot in early 2013. Wlad he will KO early no problem at all Vitaly depending if he ages or not or if he even still fights by then he should stop Vitaly in the later rounds. Bottom line in a year and a half Kimbo Slice will be your heavyweight champion of the world!

 

Boxing is so incredibly shitty right now, that this scenario is actually mildly plausible

Here's hoping that fucking sideshow gets knocked dead by a 15-36-10 (9) journeyman

 

Imagine how bad that chin will be without the beard...

 

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No, this scenario will never be plausible.

 

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All joking aside he will get beat by a journey man hell I won't be shocked if he lost this fight

 

Wouldn't surprise me at all. Half the guys here would beat Kimbo at boxing.

 

by plausible, I mean there is 100000 to 1 shot... which is still about 500000 better than it would be in a better era

but, yes, I look forward to this idiot getting blasted out by an actual boxer

 

No, the guy is in his 40s or so and with no actual boxing skill. It doesn't matter if the #10 in the world is Jerry Quarry or Kevin Johnson since neither would waste a round with him. We do agree with wishing him all bad, however :mj:

 

indeed, I can not wait for him to be annihlated:cheer:

 

Isn't Kimbo like 45 already?

 

He's like 37 I think, he's not in his 40's. He will build up a nice 10-0 or so record fighting complete bums and then cash out in a fight against a contender and lose horribly.

Kimbo has serious knee problems, he also has no gas tank. He and Houston Alexander gassed out faster than I have ever seen anyone gas in any combat sport. He might be the next "king of the 4 rounders" like Butterbean.

 

I doubt he will be able to achieve a 10-0 record.....unless they look for guy who have never box in their lives and put them in there...even with horrible journeyman with 3-59 they might have the basics to beat Kimbo up...

So unless they pick up 10 Hanzy looking tennis playing flamers from the street..i don't see him going unbeaten for 10 fights...

 

I'm sure they can get him to 10-0 if they match him against George "Monk" Foreman's opponents.

 

Exactly. There are many pro boxers worse than Kimbo.

 

hno: Monk is for real...and has the pedigree....
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Kimbo might KO Monk if they fought, that's how bad he is.

 

I'd beat Kimbo.

 

Same.

 

Neither one of you would beat him, if you could you'd be doing boxing, not talking about it.

 

What if they match him with George "Monk" Foreman?

I reckon GMF is no better than 90s Foreman so Kimbo has a good shot.


War Kimbo!

 

Yes, let's be real, while Kimbo can't really fight at a high professional level, he'd still kick the living shit out of those two.

 

Literal human punching bag.

Now THAT's a guy Sly an Andrew might have a chance against.

 

I wish him well.

Hopefully he gets paid in Wonder Bread.

 

I'd tune both those guys.

 

That is some of the ugliest, shittiest 'boxing' I've ever seen

MTF

 

It's easy to dismiss this win as just "z, Kimboz just ko'd some scrub" but it's a decent win.

What you probably didn't know is his opponent is actually a cruiserweight and was 0-1 (1 KO) coming into this fight. Not too bad at all, he's only been KO'd once.

And the way Kimbo charged forward picking his shots and unleashing such a furious attack on his opponent was a site to behold, especially considering his bad knee etc.

 

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Good analysis. The guy Kimbo just beat has less losses than Manny Pacquiao.

 

Once again Whiskey, it must be said...

You know boxing