David Tua vs. Vitali Klitschko

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  1. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    If Tua fights tall, he wins
     
  2. who?

    who? Undisputed Champion

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    it would go to points because vitali wouldnt take the chance
     
  3. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    One guy would be effective at landing his ineffective punches.

    The other would be ineffective at landing his effective punches.

    It adds up to a Klitschko decision.
     
  4. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    Neither would Tua
     
  5. Pascals Wager

    Pascals Wager Undisputed Champion

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    Nice.
     
  6. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Vitaly......by Decision..
     
  7. Irish

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    Tua would quit. His nose would cease to be effective after around 8 rounds, and his heart would soon follow.
     
  8. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Tua will lose...but he won't quit...and he would not take as much damage as the recent opponents of Vitaly...
     
  9. meetthefeebles

    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

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    Tua gets jabbed until his fat little head hurts. See Tua v Lewis for a demonstration of how this goes down.

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  10. Irish

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    This might not go down well......but I see Vitali hitting him twice as often. Lewis chastened Tua and kept him honest....Vitali wouldn't take any of his shit and would only take a backward step with a view to smashing him in the face 3 or 4 more times. I sincerely believe he would take Tua's heart, which is no great stretch...Chris Byrd almost did it, another couple of rounds of that and Tua would have packed in. Stopping Tua isn't a question of power, it is a question of repetition. Tua would simply get sick of it.
     
  11. cdogg187

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    Vitali by decision
     
  12. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Tua jabs and moves his way to a comfortable decision
     
  13. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    I think Tua lasts the distance, but this is plausible. Klitschko would out-land him 4-1.
     
  14. loadedgloves

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    Except Vitali has 1/10000th the power of Lewis.

    Vitali decision.

    A prime Tua ices Wlad, though..
     
  15. TLC

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    Agree with Irish. Vitali makes him retire in his corner like he's made so very many other fighters thoughout his career.
     
  16. Jimmy

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    Vitali late stoppage
     

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