Prime Mike Tyson vs Today's Vitali Klitschko

Discussion in 'Mythical Matchups' started by Jimmy, Sep 21, 2011.

  1. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

  2. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    This one is even hard to picture.

    I don't have much doubt Tyson takes out Wlad in under 4 rounds but Vitali is not only tough but taller and would be harder for Tyson to hit and get inside on.

    I think it's one of those fights where the aggressive banger has to at a minimal do some good damage early. If VK goes the first 6 rounds relatively unscathed i doubt Mike can anything to change the course.
     
  3. puerto rock

    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Tyson takes him out in no more than 7 rounds.

    Young Mike was WAY TOO FAST for Vitali. He'd duck and roll under those shots and come over the top with lefts and rights and Vitali won't take all of them. Eventually he'll crumble but I don't think it would take too long. The heavyweight division is so shitty that Vitali looks unbeatable to some.

    But Vitali would have lost to prime Lewis, prime Holyfield, and prime Bowe.
     
  4. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Oh, Jesus.

    The Vitali Juggernaut Myth rolls on. Absolute cannon-fodder --- at forty, thirty, or twenty years of age.
     
  5. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    Picking Tyson is one thing, but cannon fodder?

    Fat and Useless Mike Jameson lasted 5 with a young Mike. Only reason was because he was big and hard to reach for the shorter guy. What skills did Jameson use? None, as he didn't have any.

    Vitali is bigger and much better than somebody who positioned purely astrue cannon fodder.
     
  6. TLC

    TLC "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    So would have Tyson.
     
  7. TLC

    TLC "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Also, Buster Douglas.
     
  8. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Vitali by late stoppage. Tyson lost plenty of his effectiveness when he faced big guys and Vitali is not only a huge man but he takes advantage of the size extremely well
     
  9. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    This thread is gold.
     
  10. Pascals Wager

    Pascals Wager Undisputed Champion

    Tyson by dec.
     
  11. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    When you take a stance that is way different from anybody other, then several threads become absurd. That's what is happening here, as you see Vitali in very different light from rest of the world
     
  12. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    I think Holyfield beats Vitali pretty easily and Tyson beats Wlad pretty easily. The two match ups on here are more difficult to pick.
     
  13. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

    Good point.
     
  14. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

    If vitali can weather the storm and get Mike past 5 rounds, he'll take this on points.
     
  15. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    I don't see Wlad beating anybody all that good
     
  16. Tyson by decision...but Vitali's Height and reach gives him serious problems. SERIOUS PROBLEMS.
     
  17. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Really fascinating fight.
     
  18. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

  19. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Compubox would lose track of the number of punches Tyson would land. I wont even explain the distinction between an occasional bomb from Lewis & multiple ones in short order from Tyson.

    Unless we're all predicting this 40-year-old Klitschko to dodge Tyson's shots. Admittedly, Tyson in 86-90 was no Sam Peter, so maybe Im being too harsh.
     
  20. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    And Vitali is no James Smith.

    We're talking about a 10 inch height disparity here, btw.
     
  21. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Sam Peter didn't land anything on Vitali, so being better than him does not really equal to landing everything, does it?

    Lewis had the reach to land on Vitali (though he got outlanded clearly), which Tyson does not, so no comparison there either.

    Tyson wasn't at his best against tall guys such as Tucker, Green or Douglas. And before you say it, yes, I think you are the only one who thinks these three are better than Vitali
     
  22. Muzse

    Muzse "Twinkle Toes" McJack


    What most of the guys the brothers beat don't have vs what Tyson had is the combination of speed and power. I doubt Tyson would throw at the guy's head much due to the ridiculous height difference.

    With that said...

    Tyson could hurt him with a single bodyshot. I think that makes a huge difference. neither guy has fought anyone with the attributes Tyson has.

    Same with Holyfield. Evander had fast hands and punched in combinations as a young fighter. he wasn't the harder hitter but a sharp and accurate enough puncher to beat either guy.

    I can see Tyson and Holyfield winning by decision if either brother decided to use their height and reach to completely stay away from Tyson and/or Holyfield.

    In either case...neither brother beats either guy.
     
  23. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    If I were arguing for Klitschko, the last thing Id bring up was Tysons opposition.
     
  24. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Pretty sure Tokyo Douglas was a higher-calibre boxer than not only anyone Klitschko has beaten, but including Klitschko himself.
     
  25. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    It's not just about quality, but about attributes and styles. I didn't pick Vitali, but there's no way it's a cake walk for Tyson.
     
  26. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    this^

    Wlad, on the other hand, is a cakewalk in my opinion
     
  27. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    Vitali isn't a cakewalk for anybody. He'll lose to some people but nobodys going to just walk through him and take the piss
     
  28. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    agree... he's tough, physically imposing, has a weird, difficult style and is mentally very sound

    His little sister, on the other hand...
     
  29. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    When one guy is a hundred times the fighter his foe is, quality most assuredly decides the outcome.

    I bet I could make a quick killing with some of you if this fight took place.

    Tyson inside five or six rounds. Over ANY Vitali.
     
  30. jaws1216

    jaws1216 "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Vitali Klitschko doesn't get murked by anyone in history. He's a titleholder/contender in any era, regardless of what you retards believe.
     

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