Haye v Golota

Discussion in 'Mythical Matchups' started by Slice N Dice, Oct 19, 2011.

  1. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    How's it go down
     
  2. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

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    Golota would rip his head off.

    Haye is no Brewster.
     
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  3. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Maybe, I might go for Haye here though, Golota always finds a way to lose
     
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    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

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    If a prime Golota shows up, he's too skillful for Haye. Dominates him on the inside, rips him to the body, on the outside jabs his head off. Haye isn't a natural heavyweight either. He'd need to start fast and aggressive. Haye has poor stamina too. He wouldn't know what to do. Golota would bully him, punish him and eventually stop him.
     
  5. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    I'd favor Golota unless there was a title on the line.
     
  6. Double L

    Double L Book Reader

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    If, and it's a big if, Golota keeps it together, he wins surprisingly easily because of his jab.
     
  7. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    As long as there isn't something valuable at stake, the boneheaded Pole would beat this clown with room to spare
     
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    96 Physically prime and confident Golota stops Haye middle/late rounds.
     
  9. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    Golota loses every mythical matchup because he's a headcase.

    The dude should have beaten Bowe both times, should have beaten Grant etc.

    But if we take the "headcase" out of the equation, he wins this one fairly easily and he beats a hell of alot of fighters in history also.

    As Double L said though, that's a big "IF".
     
  10. Garden State

    Garden State Leap-Amateur

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    I agree a prime Golota wins. When I first saw Golota in his early years I could not believe that a White heavyweight could have such natural boxing skills. He slid under punches, turned the fighter around by moving and then punching in as they say bunches..really awesome. But we see that when he finally got to Bowe, a great great fighter, something snapped totally in him. He had the fights in his hand, but instead kept the punches low. His corner was almost in tears begging him to snap out of it...lol Even the Polish in Chicago could not take it and they raided his wifes office there(she is a lawyer) and ransacked it..lol..come to think of it his crowd did that shit even when he won a fight. I went to a fight of his in AC where they threw chairs. Trump took off with his bodyguards.. in a hurry. His crowd gets so scary that even Ricans run away...lol.. I miss him in his prime...and his crazy followers He had so much potential. GS
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    This is a no contest. 96 Golota fucks Haye up and stops him. Even if a title is on the line.
     
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    whiskey Czarcasm

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    And then kicks him in the face while he's down or something similary stupid and gets disqualified.
     
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    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    Golota by KTFO
     

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