HBO Needs A New Broadcast Team

Lampley is an odd fellow.

 

They say that helps.

 

Deep.

 

Agreed...Lampley has a serious man-crush on Barrera.

During one of those preview shows, he was actually fighting back tears when talking about Barrera's performance that night.

 

athetic:

 

::

 

At least this was a temporary break from your constant whining.

 

at "Allah" knows how to spell...

 

He was married to a woman with lobster hands.

 

I agree. Kellerman is a biased fuck.

 

More Kellerman quotes from Klitschko/Rahman

"Part of the reason he's here tonight, yes it speaks to the thinness of the heavyweight division, although it's not an a-typically thin division. In most eras people complain about the quality of heavyweights."

During ringwalk...

"If you look at his resume, of heavyweight in the last 10 years or so, with the exception of Lennox Lewis and Evander Holyfield, he's as accomplished, if not more so, than any of them."

"You look at that jab. Even when Klitschko has been criticized for less than scintillating performances, that jab lands like a power punch. It's blindingly fast, he does not telegraph it, and it lands with a real thud."

Max has been a lame replacement for Merchant on HBO... but you really have to stop being such a whiny bitch all the time Irish, you pussy.

 

Everyone knows Wlad had a good jab, and everyone knows that bar the best guys, he's got a pretty good resume. We all knew this. So why does Kellerman state the obvious? For one simple reason.......because he has something less complimentary coming down the pipe. So dudes like you will do your Eddie-Murphy white-man-impression and say "Woah, this is real, this guy is balanced and fair".

:wack:

He fucking hates Wladimir. And I don't have a problem with that. I have a problem with him trying to tip-toe his fucking way around it.

He was on Calzaghes nuts ALL FUCKING NIGHT in the Jones fight. He waited until Bernard had bitched out vs Dawson {American, check, Black, check, Southpaw, check} to bring up Bernards behaviour during the Calzaghe fight from like 2 years previous, when he could and should have definitively dealt with those issues at the very moment they first arose, instead of putting them away and dragging them out when he felt they might become appropriate.

He has been sniping at Hatton now for some time.

The guys a cunt. And thats okay, because I am too, but I can admit it, he can't, he thinks he has everyone fooled.

Look, it isn't just me.....

<object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oYjcEH1MylQ?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oYjcEH1MylQ?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="360"></object><object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/psZSl2l4Q3c?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/psZSl2l4Q3c?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="360"></object>

 

Just more bitch-like whining. Be a man.

 

This doesn't require paragraphs of analysis. When a real man runs into some bias during a sporting event on TV, he laughs it off. Perhaps points it out to whoever he's watching the event with, but then gets back to actually watching the game or match. Because that's why he's tuned in.

Hmmm, perhaps Irish has us duped. He could be female. Would explain why he's (she's?) always whining like such a bitch.

Get over it, mate. Not the end of the world.

 

You sound upset, you sound like dem paragraphs have you reeling?

When a real man runs into some bitching about the reporting of a sports event, he laughs it off, unless it touches a nerve or two.

I like to follow court-cases, and I like to get pissed off when I see people lying and bull-shitting on the stand.

I'm not just there to google mindlessly from the public gallery.

 

Less whiny here. Nice work.

 

Steve Bunce on Kellerman

"

I think he’s incredibly disrespectful and unless it’s one of the top two or three fighters he looks down his nose at them. And I think there’s a number of people in broadcast in this country that are the same way, get excited if its Ricky Hatton or David Haye but look down their nose at other champions. There’s one guy in particular, which I’m not going to name, that’s an arsehole like that and works as a commentator sometimes. But if I was to assess Kellerman with my journalistic head on, he’s crap. He’s not a great writer, what he is is a character, he’s known. He shouldn’t ever imagine that he’s a journalist.
People say to me Buncy all you do is shout. I’ll tell you what I do, go have a look at some Boxing News in the eighties and the Daily Telegraph in the nineties when I was covering every single fight that was going. I’m not shouting there, what I’m doing in that 20-year period is I’m earning the right to go on TV and shout. You have to earn the right, you don’t get to be high profile without working on it, well I’ve worked on it for over 25 years now and it ain’t easy.
But it doesn’t matter what I think, HBO think Kellerman’s worth $500,000 a year. People say to me you’re just jealous, who wouldn’t be jealous of someone making $500,000 a year talking about boxing? Of course I’m jealous!"

Bunce has been around. He was once barred from Mickey Duffs cards in England because he wrote something Duff didn't like. He was scraping a living off covering fights when Kellerman was Rapping With The Stars.

 

<object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QD9N0_mZi0E?version=3&feature=player_detailpage"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QD9N0_mZi0E?version=3&feature=player_detailpage" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="360"></object><object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/e-R22GtjDxA?version=3&feature=player_detailpage"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/e-R22GtjDxA?version=3&feature=player_detailpage" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="360"></object>

 

This broadcast team crack me up.

<object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wkjw3OQ3iGQ?version=3&feature=player_detailpage"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wkjw3OQ3iGQ?version=3&feature=player_detailpage" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="360"></object>