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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Plenty fun......

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    Roman empire 9th legion are attacked by northern british tribe folk...a small group of survivors must find their general and head south toward roman controlled area......
     
  2. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    This looks like some gay shit
     
  3. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

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    This was ok.
     
  4. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    Fassbender! :bears:

    I've seen it. It's pretty good, a kinda Gladiator meets 300. Not as good as either but this very good.
     
  5. Roll With The Punches

    Roll With The Punches WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    does that hack Fassenbender let his Irish accent slip here as well?
     
  6. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King

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    No, he speaks fluent Italian throughout. Just like they do in most movies of this genre.
     
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    ArturoGatti WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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  8. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

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  9. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    They're on, nevertheless..

    Fassbender! :bears:
     
  10. r o o s t e r

    r o o s t e r "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Latin you pleb
     
  11. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King

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    Roberto Benigni should have been the star of "Gladiator".
     
  12. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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  13. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    'Fassbender' :lol: no way
     
  14. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    Fassbender! :hammert:

    I'm telling ya, he should be cast as James Bond. Kick out Daniel "short ugly blond angry man" Craig...and go back to the original template.
     
  15. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    'Fassbender'

    :lol: tee hee hee
     
  16. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    I find these types of movies stupid... just like I thought Braveheart was stupid...

    "oh, cdogg, I hate you!!! fuck you for hating Braveheart!!!"

    "fuck you for hatred of historical inaccuracies at the service of entertaining jockish posing!!!"

    I've heard it all before, fuckers... I can take it

    Watching Russel Crowe "super serious" his way through the ridiculousness of "Gladiator" is a waste of time... "I Shall Have my vengance... on the paparazzi" ... guy is a fat-headed tool
     
  17. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    You're correct.....



    FUCK YOU CDOGG!!
     
  18. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    Braveheart is ridiculously fictional and Mel Gibson is an obnoxious ham

    There, I said it


    burn in hell!!!
     
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    lb 4 lb Fightbeat Gold Member

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    I agree with you on Gladiator, it's one of the most overrated movies ever IMO. Give me Kingdom of Heaven any day of the week over Gladiator. I disagree that Braveheart isn't good though. To me it just sounds like you're not a fan of this particular genre.

    I mean if you're going to base your hatred off of historical inaccuracies then you should hate pretty much every movie ever made that's based on a true story.
     
  20. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King

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    Everybody should know these are Fantasy's, perhaps inspired by something that may or may not have happened.

    Assume every movie is fictional and enjoy it for what it is.

    I don't understand people who can enjoy "Terminator II", but pick apart "Gladiator", or "Braveheart" because they're not historically accurate.

    "Do I Entertain You", should be a metaphor for this thread, because that's all that really matters.
     
  21. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King

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    "Gladiator" was better, "Kingdom Of Heaven" had the potential to be better, but just didn't come together and Orlando Bloom sucks balls.
     
  22. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    Terminator II isn't purporting to depict any actual event
     
  23. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King

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    Who cares what they're purported to be? The movies you mentioned are fiction, no matter what events they might be "based on". You should view them as such and they might be more enjoyable.

    Watch Docs and read books if you want an actual history lesson.
     
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    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    "Historians will say that I'm a liar, but history is written by those who killed the heros" - Braveheart (transliterated) :rock1::egypt:


    I don't care how fictional Braveheart is, I don't care that William Wallace was teh father of the future king of England....GREAT FILM!!! Awesome! I've watched it at least 5 times. Never get tired of it.

    I do agree with you on Mel Gibson being an obnoxious ham though.
     
  25. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    That's what I do!!!!
     
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    cdogg187 GLADYS

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