Knocked out? I wasn't even knocked down

Who said that again? Late 80s or early 90s. Dude was clearly KOd and didn't remember.

Had a copy of the fight but my memory is fucking with me today.

 

Marlon Starling's post-fight interview: being KO'ed after the bell by Tomas Molinares

 

Bless you :bears:

 

a similiarly funny thing happened after Jimmy Ellis was flattened by Joe Frazier... he was floored twice and Angelo Dundee stopped the fight... postfight:

"I was down ONCE" -- Ellis

"That's why I stopped the fight" -- Dundee

 

also, Dave Zylgeweicz (spelling?) after being floored and stopped in a round against Frazier told reporters "I wasn't down. Was I down? I don't remember being down"

 

Didn't Camacho Jr. protest his KO loss against Lemieux until he saw the replay?

 

That reminds me of Sharon Taylor against Mosley.

After getting almost KO'd with 1 punch in the corner between rounds

"What?! He didn't fackin knock me daaaaaan".

 

:: Yeah, I was at that fight. The look on his face when he saw the replay was priceless.

 

Who hit him, his cornerman??

 

Chris Byrd argued this against Ibeabuchi too

 

The interview with Starling by Merchant was classic:


Starling: Why dey stop da fight?

Merchant : They stopped the fight because they counted you out and ruled you were knocked out.

Starling: Do I look knocked out? Do I look wobbled?

Merchant: Well, you only have to be out for 10 seconds.

Starling: I wasn't even knocked down.


Still my favorite post-fight interview.

 

Moochie was ON that night, too... Looked sharp... Certainly one of the wierdest fight endings of all time

 

[video=youtube;1Z9hwBuv1Ls]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z9hwBuv1Ls#t=25m25s[/video]

 

cdoggshit was once fucked in the ass by a crew of gayporn actors but he can't remember because he was drunk.

 

None of that garbage in here. This is a thread about the great Marlon Starling. Don't taint it with your filthy nonsense.

 

You stupid fucking moron... Do you realize what this says IN ENGLISH?

basically "cdogg never did anything queer with some porn actors. He can't remember not doing anything because he was drunk"

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Moochie KO1 Turkey

 

Tarver KO30seconds Abdullah Gül

 

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How do you know about it?

 

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Moochie KO1 Stainmaker's dad (the gay prison guard in "Midnight Express", a documentary about Turkey)

 

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I wonder if SD ever imagined the thread taking this tangent. If so, the dude is a comic genius.

 

:hammert:

 

cdogg once woke up with a sore ass and he forgot why. He also couldn't walk strait. Later that day he remembered. He broke into a zoo and allowed a group of horses to pound him.

 

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:hammert:

 

Rainmaker is the man ::

 

Unless you are a girl, getting fucked in the ass is something queer. It's actually right at the top of the list of things to do when you're queer. Mommy didn't teach you this?