Premier League 2011/12 Season

Ba Ba Blacksheep
Have You Any Goals
Yes Sir Yes Sir
2 Goals Full

One for Pulis
And One For Pulis
And One More for Pulis
Fuck Tony Pulis

 

Sorry to hear that mate...hope things work out for the best

MTF

 

It's really strange. I want to hate them; it's my default setting; but there is little to hate at the moment. Pardew actually looks like a manager, not a puppet on a string, and the half dozen or so limited plodders we have playing for us are playing out of their skin, giving 100% every week. Can't ask for any more than that, really, and when you add a few bits of obvious class (Cabaye, Tiote, Krul, Collocini) you end up on a mad, unbeaten run like we are on.

No-one thinks it will last- we are scheduled for a pair of right humpings in Manchester later this month- but you have to credit the MEN we have playing for us at the moment. All we ever ask is for well paid blokes to give their all to our just and righteous cause. This season, all have done so.

MTF

 

Yeah, it was the same for me when Rodgson was "managing" Liverpool. I wanted them to lose and then couldn't help myself from celebrating if they won or drew. And its not like the Newcastle players are playing for a transfer either. And fuck Stoke. I was upset when Pulis got in on the act of questioning Suarez, its such a mot du jour right now to make out that Suarez is cheating or diving or some shit. Very surprised to see Pulis get in on that act, and delighted to see his "Over the top, lads, Chaaaarggge" approach being cut down to size now.

 

I fucking hate Pulis. Absolutely detest the man. Him and Allardyce are the vanguard of the 'lets destroy football' campaign. I hope his fucking head explodes.

MTF

 

I mean, look at this second half. Pulis would call this 'an excellent response'; namely his team of fucking giants have finally been able to smash long ball after long ball into 'areas of maximum opportunity' so Delap, that snidey little non-footballing shithouse, can lob endless throw-ins into the box for Huth (another snidey little shithouse) and his pals to try and assualt various opposition players.

It's Wimbledon circa. 1990 minus the comedy value or originality. Fucking awful.

MTF

 

its the same every week..."what a job Tony Pulis has done, what about Tony Pulis, eh Saggers......eh Stan? Great job he is doing"....and wait for if West Ham get into the Playoffs or get promoted from the C'Ship....."what a great job BIG Sam did there, eh..."

...:shit:

What's he done? He's thrown up a Maginot Line and hid behind it with a few Trebuchet's and other sundry catapults and hoped for the best.

When guys like Dave Whelan talk about the destruction of football by "foreign" managers and foreign owners...I laugh. Nobody is showing up at the Wigan games, or the Bolton games.....or the Boro games. Villa has empty seats every week.

This just in from the BBC: "62 mins: Stoke are making a much better fist of it this half but they still can't find any penetration."



I laughed.:limp:

 

You even get a little towel to dry your hands before you get to take a throw in. How convenient...

Honestly, I fucking HATE Pulis and Stoke. They are a complete disgrace to football.

MTF

 

the opposition don't get the towel, its like segregated football or something....no towel sharing.

 

What a load of shite. Stoke players are allowed to literally assault players all over the park but when an opponent muscles into a tackle, it's a penalty? Give me a fucking break.

MTF :shit::shit:

 

Agreed. Since when did Peter Crouch GET ANYTHING in the opposition box? Since he played for Stoke, thats when.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (please now score)

MTF

 

FUCK OFF PULIS YOU HORRIBLE CUNT

MTF :flip:

 

:bears:

 

This will be a seriously good result for us. Only four more wins and we should be safe...

MTF :cheer:

 

You may not be fishing for them, but I offer them regardless... I'm sorry to hear this news

 

Very fucking gratifying this. I'd have snapped your hand off before the game for a point, so this is a definite bonus. Get Tiote back fit, take a point Saturday and against the Chelski scum, try to not get too badly hammered in Manchester and all will be well in the sunlit uplands of Tyneside. Smashing.

MTF

 

BBC: "The result also marked a significant scalp, given that Stoke had not lost at the Britannia this season"

Liverpool beat them at the Shittannia less than a week ago.

 

Fantastic result for Newcastle.

 

Sorry to hear you nan's not well Hut.

Regards.

 

Yeah, ok, Robin is a Nazi. Sure.

:boohoo:

 

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2124: Hold on... Genk fancy something against Chelsea here... Kevin de Bruyne setting Anthony Limbombe clear on the left of the box, but the substitute's low shot from the angle is smothered by Arsenal keeper Wojciech Szczesny.

Just in from the BBC.

Apparently, the way to score against Chelsea is to test the Arsenal keeper. ::

 

To be fair, that's pretty much what happened in the game at the weekend.

 

QPR were mentioned on the Champions League programme tonight :bears:












Context is irrelevant.

 

Yes, but Sczezny is in London tonight and Chelsea were in Belgium ::

 

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I probably mentioned QPR in the jacks today.......context is very disturbing.

 

Borrusia Borrusia!