Premier League 2011/12 Season

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame/Shame' started by Jimmy, Jul 19, 2011.

  1. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    5-0!!1 :laugh11:

    Watch now...Pulis will go on MOTD and give some auld guff about how they were robbed etc.
     
  2. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Fulham = Weak Sperm.
     
  3. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    So my ex doesn't want to get back with me, and even QPRs performance can't cheer me up today, been a crap weekend :(
     
  4. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Sorry about that dude. :blackcloud:
     
  5. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    Cheers mate, life is pretty shit right now. Might take a brief hiaitus to take stock
     
  6. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Distraction is the way. Backed up by clinic data, dawg. Go get drunk and see a band or something, if you can.
     
  7. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Oh aye, one bald, tattooed Johnny Adair look alike I passed near Ibrox yesterday with a tshirt saying

    No apologies
    (picture of an eagle (?))
    No surrender

    A group of uniformed squadies coming down the street got a line of high-fives from another group of fannies dressed as smurfs in blue lycra with Orange santas hats walking the other direction towards a 'social club' which looked like a nuclear bunker.

    It's fucking-fucking-fucking seeing them up close. Shoulda taken the long way round and gone over the Erskine bridge.
     
    Last edited: Nov 6, 2011
  8. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Fulham :shit:

    I hope they go down now for being useless useless useless cunts.

    I expect to see Jol, Martinez and Bruce The Fat all medaling at the Fired Managers Meet next month.
     
  9. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    I kinda like Fulham purely because they still have a proper stadium as opposed to one which came out a box in prefab parts with an instruction sheet
     
  10. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Yeah, Ikea don't do cottages.

    The also have a statue of a known kiddy fiddler outside it.
     
  11. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

    Stoke always get hammered after winning in midweek in the Europa cup.
     
  12. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

    I felt the same way after I split from my ex. The few days/week after the split was hard and tough to keep my mind occupied enough to not think about her, but it's true as they say, time is a healer. You'll be ok mate. Will make you a better Man.

    :truce:
     
  13. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

    Barca 1-0 down to athletico madrid. First goal conceded against barca in just short of 900 minutes. Amazing.

    EDIT, 1-1, Fabregash
     
    Last edited: Nov 6, 2011
  14. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Atletico Madrid/Athletic Bilbao.

    I'll let you off cos I know it ain't been your weekend. :truce:
     
  15. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

    :doh: Just realized this as athletico madrid are playing away to getafe.
     
  16. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    sorry, Slice

    ALL APOLOGIES, man, sincerely
     
  17. meetthefeebles

    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

    Keep your chin up bro...life always gets better

    MTF :cheers:
     
  18. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    It's usually a horrible idea to go back, IME. The doubts both parties have just take the gas out of everything & magnify every niggle.

    Think of it like a clean bone break, Slice....seems worse at the time but you'll recover from it quicker, mate
     
  19. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Team of my father and his father too
    Team of my family it stands behind you
    Carrying our hopes, heritage and pride
    It's more than the game we root for inside
    When the bhoys take the field in the white and the green
    A more beautiful sight can't be seen!

    Champions 2012, BELIEVE!:partie:
     
  20. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful


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    "Buckfast is a hell of a drink"
     
  21. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    It's pretty great. More caffeine than a relentless.

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  22. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    Cheers guys, appreciate all your kind words. Am feeling alot better now.
     
  23. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

  24. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    You'll find someone else mate and until then happiness lies coiled in QPR, gassy lager and shit affleet boxers. :Thumbs:

    Come on You RRRRRRs
     
  25. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    :lol: :lol: :bears:

    I've met someone actually, she's really nice, so will take it slowly and see where this one goes :Thumbs:

    Only one Neil Lennon!
     
  26. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    It's alright, Slice...

    Worse comes to worst, you take some Lithium and you will feel better

    eventually, new love will be In Bloom, as it were
     
  27. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    In the early frames, the guy 4 to the right and one behind the guy in the bumble bee top in the first row is me! Almost all of humanity can catch a blurry glimpse of me now, the opportunity is there. Also, this song expresses my inner drunken Hut.

    WHEN I SEE MY CELTIC, I GO OUT MY HEAD!

    Champions 2012, BELIEVE.
     
  28. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    :lol:

    Yeah, no point moping, sitting around in some Dive feeling sorry for myself, getting an Aneurysm because she won't Talk To Me. I'll end up being a Negative Creep.






    (I wish her name was Polly, would have been perfect for this :lol:)
     
  29. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    :lol:
    I was drunk enough to miss the Nirvana references and think cdogg was actually recommending Lithium.
     
  30. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    It's all just Territorial pissings when you get right down to it, bro




    (ok, that made no sense:lol:)
     

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