Premier League 2011/12 Season

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Fuck you, I wish my chick turnover was this fast. Any time I break up with a girl I start breaking the ice with my right hand gingerly, because I know im gonna have to keep things sweet there for a while.

 

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LOL



NIRVANAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

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paint the nails of your left hand all girly and then sit on the hand til it falls asleep

then proceed to use that hand for a little of the old "roughing up the suspect" ... a bit of the old "5-finger widow"

we call that a "Stranger"

 

Haha, my turnover rate isn't fast mate, I'd been trying to get back with the ex for a good while and not paying attention to any other girls in the meantime. Last weekend was the confirmation that it wasn't going to happen and I had to accept it. Ended up confiding in someone who I never actually realised liked me all this time. Every cloud, as they say

 

Forget "Turning Japanese", this is the best song about having a wank. Ever.

 

Oh aye & fuck, if we're posting pish teenage nostalgia bands here now, I'll post a good one. The only only genuine 4 Real revolutionary white band since The Clash- most complaints in British TV history for their prime TOTP performance, baby. AMPHETEMINE > HEROIN

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'Til I see love in statues
Your lessons drill inherited sin
Parliament's a fake life saver
You better wake up and smell the real flavour
You love us like a holocaust
Same p.r. problem as e.s.t!

 

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Speeded up Bradfield would kick the shit out of Cobain mate. It wouldn't even be a contest. :mj:

Celtic blooded socialists will inherit the earth.

 

Dude, Ray Charles would have beaten the shit out of Cobain ::

 

Then we're agreed. Bradfield rules. All's well that ends well.

 

Kurt was probably the least threatening rock star outside of Jarvis Cocker

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Bradfield v Josh Homme would be a good scrap

 

Did you know that there is a channel on youtube that plays nothing but pro-loyalist, anti-Irish, anti-nationalist videos and one of them is about how Ian Paisley sold out for having accepted Martin McGuinness as a deputy minister... it shows all sorts of footage of Enniskillen, Bloody Friday, etc. interspersed with pictures of Paisley/McGuinness laughing together and the like... the music playing over it is by your boys there, some song about "If you tolerate this, your children will...[something, don't remember]" ... Some angry comments left by the viewers indicate they are offended by the music being co-opted this way

 

Either way, I found both the video and the music quite gay

 

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THE GLASGOW IRISH. Better than the lot of you. Better bands, better football teams, betters schools, better politics, handsomer faces, sluttier girls.:cheer:

 

The Manic' were committed socialists, pretty much the M.O.of the bands existence. They'd piss in Paisley's mouth when he was nappiing. Incidentally 'Paisley' is one of the shitiest parts of Glasgow there is. Not even rough enough to be interesting, just a pishy wee place that thinks its its own mini-town. It could be enveloped in a fold in the earth and it'd take days for anyone to notice.

 

::nice

 

POPPY-COCK.

Englands ill-advised war against FIFA rumbles on.

Listening to talkSHITE this morning........Fat Alan Brazil {FAB} was talking about "grabbing the referee and throwing him out of the stadium" if he doesn't allow the game to go ahead.

What a crock of shit.

Didn't they arrest the leader of the EDL after he did this: in response to this:

Such nonsense.

This is typical of the sugar-coated thug mentality in English football. We all know what this comes down to...none of them know jack shit about sacrifices or what-not. The truth of the matter is that they didn't get the World Cup {by they I mean the usual bigots in the English sports press}and they are sore over it, so they've been waging this little war of theirs.

This is the latest episode.


They don't care about the Poppy.

 

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Flung himself in the river, the depressed wee anorexic.

 

If he did it was the coolest suicide in rock n roll history. Lent out a book on disappearing without trace from a library so there was traceable record of it, maxed out in bank withdrawals for two weeks then vanished, never to be found. That's commitment to rock n roll mythology. Best teenage band ever.

 

THE CELTIC FOOTBALL CLUB

 

Oh, I didn't know this was a thread about depressive, anorexic clowns with millions of teenaged fans who are by now all grey and smelly and pregnant and jilted. ::

Any joy with dem Oasis tickees?

 

Froch was on talksport last night, paying his tributes to smokin' Joe. He talks alot of sense :bears:

 

Sky Channel 480, Primetime. You can book the fight via your credit card. Its a one-off purchase, you register and pay once, or do it over the phone. I think its around £20 or something.

 

I'm not. I got my sleep routine back and I don't feel like losing it for this.:blackcloud: