Premier League 2011/12 Season

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame/Shame' started by Jimmy, Jul 19, 2011.

  1. TKO

    TKO Administrator Staff Member

    sleep routine.... old, smelly, grey...
     
  2. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Sleep routine prevents all of the above.

    Guy called to the house the other day to check the meter, he was sure I was 24/25.:egypt: I'm 33.:egypt::egypt:
     
  3. TKO

    TKO Administrator Staff Member

    Come off it, those meter guys are gamey as fuck..
     
  4. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    :lol: :lol:
     
  5. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

    I hate answering my door to preachers
     
  6. TKO

    TKO Administrator Staff Member

    Just trying to help..
     
  7. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

    Preachers? I aim to end a conversation early, after telling them that "i'm very happy in what I believe in." Always works.
     
  8. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    "Can I interest you in this cut-price Bible...."

    FUCK OFF.
     
  9. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

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  10. TKO

    TKO Administrator Staff Member

    fook sake...that was me..
     
  11. TKO

    TKO Administrator Staff Member

    :lol:
     
  12. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    :lol:
     
  13. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Trow up yer big box.

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  14. TKO

    TKO Administrator Staff Member

    :lol:

    Glow rods, Celtic jerseys big and small boxes, what more could you want..
     
  15. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    How about a few fingerbones, jaeger bombs and tango'd chicks???
     
  16. TKO

    TKO Administrator Staff Member

    you are one party animal...
     
  17. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    ANyone here following this Poppy-Cock nonsense??
     
  18. joemul

    joemul Undisputed Champion

    Shite knows mate. I feel like I'm reading Vogue or Cosmo.
     
  19. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    I can't say I was impressed by what I saw...right across the board, from talkSHITE to Channel 4 news, it seems Jingoism is alive and well.
     
  20. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    I wish the thing would fuck off forever. It's a wolf in sheeps clothing of an issue.

    In her house before my grans funeral today a friend of hers came round with an envelope full of poppies and gave one to everyone there. I don't quite know how to interpret that but I did feel like if I'd wanted to use my grans funeral as occasion to state my support for Britain's fallen war dead I'd have brought my own fucking poppy, thank you very much. Until these wars are ancient history, it's POLITICAL. Shame there's no flower-button commemorating 6 figure dead iraqi civilians....I'd cut about all solemn and righteous like.

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  21. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

  22. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Oh dear. Fat Mike Ashley has gone and done it again.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/15668207.stm

    Newcastle United have renamed St James' Park the Sports Direct Arena after owner Mike Ashley's company.

    The club say the change is a temporary measure to "showcase" the sponsorship opportunity to "interested parties".

    However the St James' Park title has been dropped as the club does not think it is "commercially attractive".

    Newcastle are now searching for a "long-term sponsor to acquire full naming rights", possibly for both the ground and playing kit.

    Managing director Derek Llambias said: "Stadium rebranding offers a lucrative way for clubs to secure significant additional income."



    :pathetic:
     
  23. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    I've been watching the broader scene all week. You got the PM and the Home Secretary being dragged up to ask why the Country was basically wide open for the last few months, you got your England team that is shite, you got your John Terry under investigation, you got your Panorama investigations into why old folk aren't getting any care in the NHS......and all the time the smoke-screen is Greece, Italy and FIFA.

    In my opinion and with respect to the Ingurland fans here, the English Press is waging a futile, one-man war against FIFA, on grounds that have nothing to do with Poppies, mind.
     
  24. meetthefeebles

    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

    An absolute fucking disgrace. I hope someone stabs this fat bastard

    MTF
     
  25. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

    What a shit name for a ground. St James' Park is historical with Newcastle FC
     
  26. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Urgh. My sympathies Feebes.
     
  27. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    I swear man, Mike Ashley just can't leave things alone :lol:
     
  28. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Its as if he is doing it to fuck people off deliberately....he waits till the club is on its best roll for 16 years....then he lights the fuse.
     
  29. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    I know, it's like he really can't help himself :lol:
     
  30. meetthefeebles

    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

    There is a definite element of spite now. Now doubt about that and has been every since Keegan took him to Court and had him publically declared a lying bastard. Then some mean Geordies sang some nasty songs about him and he decided to pay them scummy northern monkeys back as best he could ever since.

    Ultimately, though, this is a money issue. He bought the club without conducting due diligence and inherited, at great expense, a club on the brink of implosion finaincially. He knows now that he can't make the money he hoped to make by quickly selling on for a profit to fuck-knows who so he's trying to claw back his money by turning NUFC into a giant billboard for his tat-emporiums. It's an absolute disgrace. 129 years of history mean nothing to this bastard; all that matters is selling more donnay socks to charva scum in Christ knows where. He'll change the name of the club next...mark my words.

    MTF
     

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