Chris Eubank jnr making his professional debut tonight, on Tyson Fury undercard.

That would be something.

DeGale's too classy for jnr.

 

I've already baited that hook and cast it into the deep, rich waters of Jimmy/Slice land.

 

All day. I'd pick Eubs 2 to shut Chunky down right now.

 

What nonsense you peeps speak.

 

Here, what do you call an exhibitionist slut from Hull???

 

I feel a bandwagon coming on

MTF :truce:

 

Early, brutal, one-sided stoppage.

 

Typical?

MTF

 

Slice is sitting in silence, not giving a seconds thought to Eubank jnr.

 

Eubanks II has thrown pmore punches in three rounds than Chunky has in his pro career.

MTF:jaw:

 

Dogger Skank.

 

Weak stoppage. This kid is a moody fraud. He looks like Ashley Cole too.

 

I bet Eubank II has no chin. Once DeGale lands a firm shot on that chin, Eubank jnr is apple crumble.

 

Yep, I think he'd be too much for Chunky. Chunky is a bitch, gets easily discouraged like against our Ginger Knight Groves.

 

He'd have to throw a firm shot first. Haven't seen him do that in ages.

MTF :dunno:

 

DeGale destroys that kid, different level. Jnr looked good though.

 

Why would you think that? His dad has a ridiculous chin, his uncle is tough too.

I would bet he's tougher than DeGale.

 

Nah. Looks more like Agbonglawhore ::



Btw, I hate the way fury speaks. Real nasal and pikey like.

 

Irish you're right about Fury, I thought that before actually - how the fuck is he only 22 or so? If someone said he was late 30's I'd believe them.

 

Meh...learned absolutely nothing in that fight. Sonky was terrible even by the low, low standards of typical, first fight fodder. Eubanks II might be good, no way of knowing anything after that...

...Except that I know he'd fuck Chunky up. That little pretty boy would have a perminent lisp by the time Eubanks II was finished with him. That would be a good second fight IMO actually. A bit of step up from sonky, but not too taxing.

MTF

 

Dunno. I just blurted that one out tbh ::

 

Agreed, then after 10 fights or so they could match him with Chunky's daddy, Groves. Would be a good British battle.

 

Jimmy is already shatting himself at the prospect of a new supermiddle who actually throws punches. Trying to undermine the kid already.

MTF :nono:

 

Fair enough ::

Although to be honest genetics are a bit random, Floyd has a much better chin than his dad and uncle.

 

Eubank, right now, doesn't look like even a .50 puncher. Pro debut win on a standing-stoppage? I think Chunk will be moving to 200 to avoid this kid.

 

Jesus, Eubank jnr sounds alot like Daddy.

 

He even sounds like his old man, minus the lsisp

MTF :bears:

 

Nah, Eubank jnr did well, but this shows nothing. Nothing to fear.

 

Was a lame stoppage, but was too one-sided.

 

Darren Sutherland would have fucked up every current British 168lbr of note....Eubanks Jr, Chunky, Smith, Groves, Jeffries etc.