Premier League 2011/12 Season

Yeah....I am not a massive fan of fox hunting but I got no time for people who think they can drag people off horses and kick the shit out of them either. Nor, for that matter, is anyone entitled to kick back in Westminster and pass judgment on aspects of country life of which they know fuck all.

 

This little bushy tailed cunt has been screaming outside my window for the last hour and a half. No respect.

 

This Fox one time, had the cheek to front up to me. I of course gave him one long look in the eye and he was having none of it and ran away. The pussy.

 

In all seriousness, one of the matches I always wanted to see was O'Neill's Larsson-led Celtic against the Henry-led prime Arsenal back in the day, at Celtic Park. Fuck man, I would have loved that shit. When it happened it was wayyyyy too late. Shame.

 

I got a slight twitch in my trousers at the very thought of this ::

 

I think we woulda beat them. Parkhead through about 95-05 was an absolute furnace. White hot. Without exaggeration I honestly felt like the crowd was worth a goal start per game. Cosmopoliton Arsenal would have had a culture shock.

 

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Favourite ever Parkhead European night. 'Del Pierro silences Celtic Park'.....for literally 4 seconds and the whole place roared like a beast again. I'd pay 500 quid to be at another night like that.

 

Blimey, I haven 't seen that game in a while.

That Sutton goal, well, speaks for itself.

 

The year - 1991, at Anfield.
Liverpool 1-3 QPR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl5mVXVoV8I&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

Basel Brush don't respect nobody. Just ask United.

 

:l3:

 

:: the Scottish people have christened this 'Hurricane bawbag'. One of the top terms trending on twitter apparently. The MET & national news should really honour our choice.

 

What's a "Bawbag"???

We got some winds down here but nothing like the gas you lot are seeing.

 

It's fuck all. People are total drama queens.

 

Bawbag = ball sack.

 

I like the wind.

 

I love a bit of gas alright. Nothing like a bit of gas for making people hurry off home and out of my fucking way. :kick:

 

'What they're effectively saying is that the player has cheated'. Aye work that out yourself Ally? 'What's a bawbag?' Asked and answered.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/16091669.stm

What Ally's really 'shocked & extremely angry' about is that the SFA are meant to be on their side and they aren't playing their part properly like the ref did.

 

Ally is fat and has no discernible leg muscles.

 

Shoshish shupper Ally.

 

He's like a poor mans Ferguson. In a few years they will be sending him south to help Newquay United knock Falmouth FC off their "perch".

 

He's got all the emotional control of a pregnant woman. I know exactly what a night out with Ally would be like - pint 3-6 hugging everyone and telling them all the heart felt reasons he loves them, pint 6-8 going quiet as he thinks of pretexts to start a fight, pint 9 crying as his goal of everyone giving him attention and calming him down is achieved, then the walk home telling everyone he loves his wife & singing Angels in the street. And how he wants a shoshish shupper, now.

 

Nope. We now have no centre-halves. Expect NUFC freefall.

MTF

 

Put your money on QPR to win this weekend, fellas.

 

::

That was fast.

I had personally expected you to take up the bounty. :truce:

 

Still 0-0 at Anfield.

 

Villas Boas isn't cracking, that's more shite from the press, they are upset he virtually bitch-slapped them during the week. Sir Alex had a bad week so they need some diversions and crap to get the heat off the old Septic Septuagenarian Slag.

Suarez, 1-0. Game over. Liverpool game the last to be updated on the BBC website, as per usual.