Worst Boxing Physique of all-time?

Discussion in 'General Boxing Discussion' started by Buddy Rydell, Dec 29, 2011.

  1. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

  2. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

    gerald noblearts?
     
  3. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    a more interesting topic is "worst physique of all time amongst successful boxers"

    that award would probably have to go to james toney or an older duran
     
  4. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

  5. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Might be more interesting to limit it to prime non-heavyweights (aka leave out the fatties). In which case Joe Calzaghe gets my vote.
     
  6. Double L

    Double L Book Reader


    :lol:

    Tough to argue with this one.
     
  7. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Are those drips of jobby on his skin? :atu:
     
  8. Double L

    Double L Book Reader

    Hamed always lacked a athletic build and definition.
     
  9. Double L

    Double L Book Reader

    It looked like scar tissue. But nevermind that - have a look at the Nat'l Geographic boobs on the guy. :lol:
     
  10. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

    Juan Diaz
     
  11. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

    The guy looks like Sherman Klump's twin brother. Friday Ahunanya. He lost a decision to David Tua last year. Tua must be embarrassed at going 12 rounds with that elephant seal. Ahunanya's most recent fight was with Chris "Look at my flabby" Areolae.

    Just goes to show you that sweaty bouncing titties aren't always a good thing.
     
  12. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    He lacked the latter a bit, but he was well put together/proportioned. Calzaghe just had a huge neck & nothing else but old man pecks and spaghetti arms. Cunt.
     
  13. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

    Good one.
     
  14. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Yeah how can a world cass lightweight be fat at the weigh in? :dunno: Some liposuction and he'd have been a badass featherwight
     
  15. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

    One with a reputation for great stamina too (even though he didn't put much into his shots)
     
  16. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Too much soya in that boys protein shake
     
  17. Double L

    Double L Book Reader

    that pic in your link is Friday? he used to be in reasonably good shape, like when he faced Tua. now he looks like a fat bitch.
     
  18. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Tua himself deserves consideration. Not just for his oft-atrocious weight, but being so short (and short-armed) and essentially resembling a Lucky Troll at the time he had THAT haircut.
     
  19. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Another would be Larry Holmes. God awful to look at. Scrawny neck, weedy shoulders and toothpick arms, a soft mid-section and a wide (and it grew as his years as champ mounted) ass...and that was when he was fighting the likes of Norton and Ali in his prime!
     
  20. KaukipRrr

    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    :crafty: Hey,... hey, hey, hey,... notice the ethnicity and appearance of the man who stole 11 million from the public health service in Queensland?.... :crafty: another stroke on your chalkboard,..
     
  21. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    FOOT LOCKER!!!!!

    Bernard Dunne had that Belsen thing going on.
     
  22. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    I missed it. You implying it was a Pacific Islander?

    If its the case that a Fob has swindled the Government out of $11,000,000 with some manner of scheme, Im as impressed as I am appalled.

    I wouldnt know whether to lock him away or applaud him. Whats the backstory?
     
  23. Muzse

    Muzse "Twinkle Toes" McJack


    I saw Gabe lose to a guy 100 pounds lighter than him a few weeks ago.

    :lol:
     
  24. The Genius

    The Genius DEMONRY!!

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  25. r o o s t e r

    r o o s t e r "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    :lol:
     
  26. Free Ike

    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    It is threads like these that make me think this place should be call finocchiobeat.
     
  27. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    A ferocious fag hater with a lit cigar in his avatar. ^
     
  28. KaukipRrr

    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Or FIB-beat Free,... FIB-beat.
     
  29. KaukipRrr

    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Yeah, it was on the news, as soon as I saw it I thought of you and your somewhat 'contraversial' theory. Then SBS broadcasted a history documentary called 'Islamic spain' ,..and I thought of you again.. :crafty:
     
  30. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

    Says the guy who wears Jaws' used longjohns on his head to make videos. :lol:
     

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