Kimbo Slice-Charles Hackman 12/30/11

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  1. Trplsec

    Trplsec Sleeps in a Cage

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    Somewhere the Klitschko brothers are huddled around a computer watching YouTube and starting to formulate their retirement plan. They don't want any part of this beast.

    Charles 'Hacksaw' Hackman survived all 4 brutal rounds with Slice. Poor Hacksaw is probably still urinating blood after Kimbo's Duran-like body attack.

    And they aren't matching Kimbo with old, diminished fighters. This kid was 20 something and making his pro debut. A young, hungry lion.

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    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    tell me this was at least the last round and they were both dead tired. Never seen two guys look so clueless in a ring
     
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    Wow. Resembles a bit of celebrity boxing.
     
  4. Trplsec

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    It was the 4th and final round.
     
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    Kimbo looked in great shape, he looked like could have easily went 5 rounds.
     
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    Considering they're tryin to pad Kimbo's record, I'm surprised he isnt fighting Gene Hackman.
     
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    Kimbo Slice will get KTFO. This I'm sure of.
     
  11. Trplsec

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    Corrected.
     
  12. Trplsec

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    GTFO man... Charles Hackman has an amateur background and had a person in his corner.

    The dude was for real.
     
  13. Irish

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    Hackman would bend Kimbo over the ropes and inquire brusquely about Kimbos ongoing foot-picking tendencies.
     
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    Was this a WBA title eliminator?
     
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    Started humming "Eye of the Tiger"

    It's like watching Mr. K, Mr. T's bald brother.
     
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    WBA doesn't have eliminators anymore, they create a new world title for every bout.
     
  17. Irish

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    Bald, retarded, lead-footed, ham-fisted progeria brother, maybe.
     
  18. Trplsec

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    Catchy yes, but a little wordy for a nickname. We'll stick with Slice for the time being.
     
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    Kimbo looked like Shannon Briggs in the 27th round after a rapid succession of asthma attacks.
     
  20. Trplsec

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    Come on dude, it was the 4th and final round of a grueling contest fought at 500 feet above see level with humidity teetering around 42%. No shame in slowing down a little after fighting in those conditions.
     
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    What age is Kimbo? Could he make the Old Limp Dicks for America this Summer in London?
     
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    That's some Moneyball strategy right there. :bears:
     
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    Kimbo is more "Flailer-Metrics" than he is Sabermetrics.
     
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    "you did it, didn't you? you sat on the edge of the bed and you picked your feet"

    my girlfriend just asked me if I was okay, such was the tortured, almost pained laughter that erupted out of me after reading this post
     
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    Anybody Have Butterbean's #???...He Should Come Out of Retirement to Fight Kimbo...REED would GLADLY Matchmake...



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