Premier League 2011/12 Season

:: I thought that was an hour well spent, brilliant.

Utter utter driftwood the lot of them.

That said, and I have no sympathy for the shoplifters- there is fuck all in it for them. $100-$250 a day for a job that might get you a year in the knick...nah.

The money is in arbitrage and wholesale electronic rape.

 

That was a good hour spent. Good programme it was. Some of the shoplifters were so odd and some were real 'orrible bastards ::

Thursday night, on channel 4 at 10pm, is Gypsy Blood: True stories. Examines the violent culture that some gypsy & traveller fathers hand on to their young sons.

 

Will probably contain a lot of made-up Gypsy folklore nonsense though, like that "Grabbing" nonsense. "Grabbing" doesn't exist except amongst 3rd generation Ecko Unlimited wearing tinkers.

Check this out for some real traditional bally-hooly

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Barca missed a host of chances in the first half. Ronaldo took his goal well, but the keeper should have dealt with it.

 

Ronaldo is a puffball.

 

Is Paddy telling us he's a vampire? :jaw:

Eating guts, now that's really rank :notallthere:

 

The way he runs is pretty hilarious. He does have a mean shot on him. Apart from the goal, he hasn't done much else in this half. Barca dominating/pressuring.

 

Point is- the real knackers life is fuck all to write home about. These guys have the same life expectancy of a male Russian in Norilsk. Boozing, feuding, smoking, life on the road, fucking, fighting.......55 tops.

 

Do you remember watching our mate, Danny Dyer, spending the week with Paddy Doherty? ::



Danny became quite attached to ald Paddy.

 

Barca turning it on now. Puyol scoring with a diving header early into the second half.

After almost an hour, Barca had 70% possession.

 

I fucking hate it when players go to ground, "wallowing in pain", as if they've been struck by a missile or something, after no contact or the slightest bit of contact. Fucking atrocious and embarrassing to see.

 

Despite Barcelona and Real Madrid boasting excellent individual World class players, these players also have qualities that disgust many fans. The constant diving, the moaning, the theatrics, the handbags shit, the rolling around on the pitch over non existent challenges, etc etc. Ruining the game all that nonsense. It's like watching school kids in a playground sometimes, but to be fair to the school kids, they aren't half as bad as many professional players.

When Barca and Real meet, players hit the ground more than in any other game, I swear to God.

 

I agree completely. I've been hoping Real win the league just because i hate the likes of Busquets, Alves, Pedro, Mascherano etc. But last night, Real were an utter disgrace throughout. Barca were still waving imaginary cards, and feigning injury at times, but Real were on another level on the snide-o-meter.

 

Why are managers and players waving their hands with imaginery cards now? That's just immature and embarrassing. Let the ref do his job.

That game last night had moments of football brilliance, but the snideness outweighed the actual football. Pathetic.

 

Got my QPR vs Chelsea F.A cup ticket. Real excited now. Let's hope we repeat our league win over them bunch of muppets.

 

The Wesley Snide-O-Meter? ::

I see that Mascherano OG at Goodison still burns :laughing:, sure he's a buck toothed little WUM and he left Liverpool in the lurch, but THIS makes up for a lot of it.

Anything Mourninho is involved in will carry with it spite and malice and conceit. Lets face it, if he's no good at football, he's just another carnation salesman outside a nightclub at 3AM. He's a spite-monger of the highest order.

 

Yes...but there is more than one way to skin a cat. People surrounding referees and tapping their imaginary watches and having "quick words" has been going on for years. But brandishing something that you don't have is a big deal? Mancini is getting it in the neck now but as he says, he's on the sidelines. Ref probably can't see him and definitely isn't looking at him or being influenced by him. Referee's need to buck up their ideas anyways. I'm not sure the technology will improve anything either.

 

Jimmy?

These aren't gypsies :doh:

These are new age bums. ::

See how clean everything is?? Dead giveaway.

 

:goingmad: :giggle:

Fake gypos, the lot of 'em :bangh:

 

Right, Wigan at home today, 3 points is VITAL.

Oh and Barton's bang out of order for the way he's responded to Sir Warnock and his achievements. Bloddy immature outbursts from Joey.

 

Tom Sellick are blowing it. Need a late away winner.

Hut: what you make of that English ref going on about Celtic and Catholic child-fiddlers?

 

:: Forrest of Brown.

 

Much, much better. On top in the first half. Incredible free kick from Boo sak eee.

 

Mother of God....:: what a nuts day. I wonder will Peter "Skid-Marks" Scudamore be sending another of his emails. ::

 

Rangers drew. :: [Glasgee Rangers, that is]

That means Sellick are 4 clear.

 

And the award for January's WUM of the Month goes to......::

I don't understand Barton's outburst either..

 

Everytime you sound off on QPR, Liverpool concede.
Urgh. Sick of this now....toothless Liverpool.

 

C'mon Livapuel!!