Worst Acting Performances Ever

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  1. loadedgloves

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    For my money, Sofia Coppola in Godfather Pt 3. God, what a SHIT performance. Words can't describe how terrible that was.. nepotism at it's worst.
     
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    Nope. The worst was the asian chick in Grand Torino. Fucking horrible.
     
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    Grand Torino
     
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    Nope. Hadyn Christiansson in Attack of the Clones.
     
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    Paul Walker in Fast and the Furious..
     
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    Sofia in GF3 was terrible. That was the first to come to mind.

    Nicholas Cage in The Wicker Man. Jesse Spano in Showgirls.

    The guy who played Toad in Gran Torino was also awful.
     
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    OH NO!!! NOT THE BEES!!!!

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    he was better than the asian chick in GT
     
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    yup

    though she has received some acclaim as a director
     
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    Dunno about that.

    Also Ice T in New Jack City. Utterly abysmal.
     
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    Im convinced you havent seen Grand Torino
     
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    The guy who played Toad in Gran Torino was much worse than the girl IMO.
     
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    Didn't see anything wrong with the girl in Gran Torino and although Toad was pretty bad, I think his terrible accent made his acting seem worse than it was.

    Never got the dissing of Sophia Coppala's performance. To me she wasn't that bad. It almost seems to me like people say this just because they've heard others repeat it.
     
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    Keanu Reeves' entire career, but in Brohm Stoker's "Dracula".......... He was the worst at his worst. His British accent would stop in the middle of sentences. I cannot believe a studio didn't can him after a view takes. He is always awful but there isn't a word to describe how poorly he acted in the film.
     
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    The non-eastwood actors in gran torino were the worst. Still a great movie.
     
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    I'll watch it again. I have it at home but only saw it once and wasn't concentrating on the non-Eastwood performances admittedly.
     
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    Yeah, there was some horrible performances in "Grand Torino", but somehow it still ended up being a decent movie.

    Eastwood's performance overcame Eastwood's direction in that flick.
     
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    I give any actor participating in a George Lucas vehicle a pass for those particular movies.

    The guy is actor Kryptonite.
     
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    I hear you. Lucas' scripts alone are hideous. Some of the dialogue between Anakin and Padme were laughably embarrassing ("Your beauty reminds me of the calm of the Oceans" and shit like that).
     
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    understand completely.
     
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    :lol: Who edited my post?

    Like I don't know
     
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    I did. Fuck was i calling it tourismo for? I thought you were just agreeing with me so i fixed it. I didnt know you taking the piss you ass:lol:
     
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    Grand Torino was the best movie in the last ten years. You guys can suck a collective dick.
     
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    While i dont agree with that bullshit about it being the best in the last decade, nobody really argued that. We argued the actors in the movie sucked. The fucking preacher was terrible too. Clint was the only good actor in the whole damn movie. And i dare you to disagree.
     
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    I disagree. It was the one of the best movies I have seen in the decade of the 2000's. If the actors all sucked, why is it a great, all time great movie. The was no preacher. He was a priest. It makes no sense to say the actors sucked, but it was a good movie. I know it is just my opinion, but that movies was great. I hate 99 out of 100 movies and it was just great. I have watched it 3 or 4 times.
     
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    I want you to see the clip i posted up above. You must have been high or drunk that night you saw the movie. Hopefully you are sober today. Look at the clip above and tell me those fucking actors were good. If you come back with anything other than an apology, i will respectfully disagree and leave it alone.
     

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