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  1. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    I sincerely doubt it. We pay 600 to share a two bedroom that would make a spirit level explode with a family of pigeons
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Thats how I see it too. Although is your 600 squid inclusive of bills and council tax? That seems a bit steep, even when compared to London standards, for a 2-bed.
     
  3. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Have to imagine that's 415 for a room (still good). A flat like that would be at least 850 in Glasgow
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    That would make sense, and that would be very sneaky advertising. Couldn't live with people I don't know, never making that mistake again.
     
  5. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Nah, 300 each before council tax (110) & bills. Couldn't do any better in the west end, we tried. I buy a book a month, look at a picture of somewhere sunny in a magazine and those are my treats for the month.
     
  6. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Nah never fancied that. Bedsits are alright on shortish term basis. Dunno about your sister and her man though, potential for weirdness there
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Seen. It works out well for me either way as it'll be a 2-bed split between 3 people which lowers it all to a reasonable level. I'll end up paying less than I am now.
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Na we're all cool, I always meet up with them during the week for drinks and he's sound as a pound, a good mate. Besides I'm usually out and about so I wouldn't actually be there all that much.
     
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    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

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    Crazy prices you guys are quoting. Move up north (or come south, Hut :lol:). The mortgage on my house is £550 a month.

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    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

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    He's banging your sister, though...

    MTF :lol:
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    That word isn't in my vocabulary mate :lol:
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    No man, don't put that image in my head bro, they just hold hands...that's all it is... :lol:
     
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    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

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    Actually, it wasn't in mine until I realised in November that I was paying exactly the same amount in rent that I would be paying for a mortgage. Made the whole thing a no-brainer, really. The prices you lot pay in London for digs is absolutely crazy: for £800 a month here you could buy a four bed detached house.

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  14. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Have you looked into the (FFFUUCCKKKINNGG) HMO issues re: living with two people, Slice. Do before you go for the viewing. Up here you need a license for that and the price generally jumps about 40-50% for HMOd properties.

    You can always lie of course
     
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    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

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    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

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    What on Earth is this?

    MTF :dunno:
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Didn't even think of that, wasn't aware of the rule. Cheers for the heads up. That's fucked up.
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    The lying about it route sounds good to me
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Housing Multiple Occupiers license or some shite. Landlords need to get their house safety checked and altered if they're renting to more than 2 people and the price generally jumps up to fuck. Me & my two mates had a place for 550 in Govan lined up last year before we found out about this pish. Wouldn't let us move in and the cheapest licensed place we could find was 900 and one of the rooms was a fucking ironing cupboard. Power. Of. Shite.

    *****Slice - just remembered if two people are related they count as one, you'll be fine with your sister. (yes the law makes that little sense......if you have a house with 15 children thats fine because it's no safety risk but 3 grown men would presumably have no idea how to escape a fire and char)
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    You serious???? Sounds like a price from a different country when compared to over here
     
  21. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Aye, if its the same as here, you'll be fine since you're related. But best to check it first so if it's different you can have just two of you go up, be on the paperwork, etc.
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    What the fuck?!?!?! :lol: I actually laughed out loud when I read that, fucking hell, the property laws in this country are insane :laughing:
     
  23. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Aye, it's the Shitest law in the history of the west. North Korean level idiocy. I could send myself into a rage all over again over this......
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Just looking into this HMO stuff, cheers for the heads up again Hut. At a quick glance it looks ok as we're related, like you pointed out, will check to see if there are any hidden snags.
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    I wish we coulda moved into that place. It'd been decorated by a granny in the 70s but the rooms were like concert halls & I'd easily be saving £120 a month.
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Hut, is West Glasgow like West London, i.e. - the good part which everybody wants to live in?
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    There's nice residential bits dotted around everywhere, but most of them are boring as fuck. Places you go to settle down with weans and your 4x4. West end is where the young people are, basically. Anywhere between the city center and Partick on the east/west axis and from the river to the start of maryhill the other way (the edges are obviously a bit rougher/cheaper). 2 miles squared maybe.

    Further west or north and it starts getting medieval. My brother stays in Yoker and always slags me cause he's saving 50 quid a month. I'd pay 50 quid to avoid having to visit Yoker once :lol: Silly cunt. 'Welcome to 1894, if you proceed a further 500 yards back into the past you'll find our one row of shops. Off license, Chippy, Bookie & parki-shop - all with barred up windows'.

    City centers good too.
     
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    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

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    I just bought my house: two bedroom, semi detached stone house with back garden for £105,000. Seriously. For £800 month you could buy one twice as big. Cheapest house prices in the UK up here. Couldn't and wouldn't, pay the prices you lot pay.

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    That is properly disgusting.

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    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

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    £415 each a month on Loftus Road? Cum in your pants time.
     

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