Haye-Chisora has to happen

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I got the feeling Haye was nervous speaking to Chisora. I don't blame him for hitting him. Chisora deserves a good beating, tbh.

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2012/feb/21/david-haye-dereck-chisora-brawl

Well thats one way of absolving Haye, I suppose.

 

The quicker Haye fucks off away from boxing for good, the happier i'll be. That includes pre/post fight interviews, radio interviews, tv appearances - everything.

 

Haye is still popular at some news outlets, hence the recent attempt to absolve him, and, perversely, lumber Chisora with all the blame. If people want to know why boxing is taking a hammering, its because time-wasters like Haye are given hero-worship copy in major UK broadsheets.

The attempt to portray Haye as some sort of rocker-roller with a Sundance Kid-esque lack of respect for the staid German law....is pathetic.

I'll keep saying it, Haye is going to wind up pot-less and when he does he will have nobody to blame but himself.

Chisora might be a thick-skulled boorish lout but he's still an active boxer. Right now, boxing needs active boxers. Its the active boxers who should be getting the copy.

 

I can handle the sight of Chisora, much much more than Haye. He's controversial, but when it comes to the ring, he gives his all and I respect that attribute the most. Chisora's behaviour of late has been deplorable, (the slapping and spitting), but it's old school, it's shocking, it draws attention. Chisora backs up that type of behaviour with gutsy performances, unlike Haye who is there to get himself heard and seen. The whole Haye/Chisora thing will only go down well in my eyes if they meet in the ring, but I really believe Haye is scared of Del-boy and doesn't want it.

 

At the end of the day, the footage should tell the story. But if journalism's guilty pleasure can undo a motherfucker's eyes, then the sky truelly is the limit. Hypnotism has always played a role in pulling the strings, like a technique used for exams,..'make it a song'.. play it over, and over in your mind,..until your eyes roll back and it just flows off the tip of your tongue. But to undo what is on film?,... well, ... perhaps Rupert should trial it,.. he knows how easy his conventional methods can be, and it's always been a straight orgasm to be given a liscence to fuck people up, he got cookie jarred for hacking dead girl's phones,..but the gangsta wont be 'taxed for ambition' ...:crafty: ,..

 

Haye reminds me of a phenomenon I uncovered when researching gold and the sale of gold.

Right now, Gold sells for $1700 US per Oz, 24 Carat. Statistically, therefore, if you had one gramme of 24 Carat Gold, you could sell that for $1700/30 approx = $56. Most nuggets or flakes are not anywhere near 24 Carat and so you get less again for your gramme.

BUT!

The above only refers to the intrinsic value of Gold. There is such a thing as the extrinsic value also. Example: the intrinsic value of a comic, to take Bud Rydells recent story, might be 25p. However, to a collector who is lacking that issue, the value, what we call the extrinsic value, is obviously far higher than the standard going price.

There are people who collect Gold nuggets from all over the World and these people pay well over the odds, for any old Gold, in its nugget form, irrespective of its carat value. If you go onto ebay, you can sell a .10 gramme nugget of dubious pedigree for $10, whereas no assayer would even bother their time looking at it for you.

Thats David Haye. Haye is a flake of cheap, impure 8 Carat Fools Gold. Haye knows if he takes his ass down to the local assayer that they will give him $5 because thats all he is worth.

But! Haye also knows that if he flogs himself, markets himself, sells himself to the mawkish bling-bling mob who invest in such things that he stands to get paid far more in return for the same meager flake.

Haye's intrinsic value, his value as a boxer to boxing, is very very low. Hayes extrinsic value- his value to the people who invest tirelessly and remorselessly in the cult of the corn-rowed vagabond, the cult of the hip-hopping Butch Sundance gangster, the perfect antidote to staid, boring old Germany, is far far higher. There are people who collect that sort of Dust. And they will pay top dollar.

On the other hand, there is far less copy to be generated writing about the Original Black Man, the somewhat threatening, externally-Liston-esque and belligerent bell-end that is Dereck Chisora. He's a boring old bar of Gold, an ignorant ingot, valued by the learned assayer, coveted by the currency monkeys, but despised by the Cult of the Nugget that seems to permeate the sports placer deposit at every twist and turn of the creek.

 

:scratcher: Hmmm,..So Haye's a late 80's, early 90's kickback, from when when pop-locking died out, and 'Fight the power' ..came in?..

 

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Per Frank Warren:

1. Promotional people responsible for the slap.

2. Wlad to blame for spit incident for wasting Chisoras time and for the hand-tape incident.

:: Amazing.

 

I'd like to see Chisora-Price. I'm not sold on Price, I think Del Boy would fuck him up.

 

See the wink the overly exciteable host gave when talking about German security? :crafty:

 

Just literally watched this one BoxNation.

 

:laugh11: Price would knock him out.

 

I just watched that clip Z posted and boy Haye kicked Chisora's ass and even attacked Chisora's corner guy. Good for him! Haye ain't no saint bug Chisora has been slapping people and spitting on people he fucking deserved it. Plus he approaches Haye in a confrontotional manner saying "DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME" WTF was Haye supposed to do ? Reply with "Yes I do want to fight you now if you excuse me I will right now proceed to throw punches at your head ???" Fuck that shit. Chisora got what he had coming. Nice elbows David. Nice elbows.

 

Much kudos to whoever uploaded it so quickly. I guess they needed to get the word out. Soviet Russia needed more security in 1941 when those otherwise blameless Germans invaded. Its the onus of the victim to have better security. More brilliance from Bunce. :doh:

 

Did you catch the wink?

 

Checking it out now......

 

"It was for the Klitschkos. German security sticks with the Klitschkos. Wink".

Yeah.

 

Roaring british patriotism on the brain. When a guest entered Calzaghe or Hatton's arena,.. they were sure made to feel at home. The fucken hypocrit.

 

Bunce is experienced enough to know that he, Bunce, is bullshitting big time. Hart knows he is full of it and so does Warren. The notion that Bernd Boent played some inflammatory role in the fracas is risible drivel. In any regard, we've seen the last of Haye in Germany. I do wonder what that wife of his makes of all this, old David, wetting his beak left and right and center, lurching, like Joe Joyce, from one marital crisis to the next. His peckers gonna wander up the the wrong passage eventually, male or female, and then we'll see who he will or won't cum out of retirement for.

 

while the slap was awful, I don't blame Chisora for spitting water in Wlad face. Wlad had no business fronting Chisora like this before the fight.

 

He spat on Wlad because he knew he was going to get whooped by Vitaly so he was basically lining up his next fight .

 

Wlad didnt do shit but stand in front of him.

 

That's what I thought too. Wlad would murder Chisora though, he actually puts something on his punches.

 

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He's allowed in the ring. I don't buy the rubbish about how Chisora felt bad about being fucked around last year- he got a title shot coming off a loss because Vitali felt he whipped Chisora. They did him a favour and made him a lot of money and he pissed it all down the tubes by getting fined a packet.

 

He does?

 

Thats what his record suggests.

 

More than Vitali does. Wlad throws a nice straigt right. I don't know if Vitali knows what a straight punch is.