David Haye: "Vitali Wouldn't Hear The Final Bell"

Ahhhh,.. well I salute you here red, infact, I'm having cuttle-fish pulsations, for this is the kind of hawkish gimp who's dug the high-heel into our guts one too many times. I actually agree with Double L's politics for once,.. if you're going to practice socialism, do not lapse into a self mutilating degenerate, for truth and equality is what makes a healthy pooch slup from the milk of vigor.

 

Yes,.. that is correct. But in the context of inspection, it is your position that counts. Sometimes you're lost in the hurricance, like a bat bitten kelpy snapping at a swarm of blow-flies,... where's your independant inquiry upon the news of the world at?.. so to speak.

 

Never fight in Germany against a German fighter with a German promoter, especially if Germany is in Spain, especially if the German fighter is from Kazakhstan and especially if the German promoter is in fact Turkish.

News of the Turd, indeed. Murdoch has them well trained.

 

Indeed- seppuku is all the rage in these circles. You would have think the August Festivities would have awoken them, coming hard as it did on the heels of the failed July Offensive, but no....."not their fault"...."never had a chance"...."this is how they roll" ....like I said lamb, a profitable week, most profitable. I've been largely unmolested on the matter.

 

Uh uh uh, roboto doggi chiku japanese toy :nono:..you're well aware Mr Bunce has orbed that already in digital surround.

If you were to illustrate this brawl, what would you paint?...Let's say there you are, aroused by the thought of channeling your influence into peoples minds, you've taken the form of a boxing journalist.. it's time to use your powers for an agenda piece, how do you counter the use of weapons in this 'typical' out of ring scuffle ..?

 

Like this. With drainage.

 

:rock:

 

:bears: :bears:

Did you do that???

 

:laugh11: I didn't. I typed David Haye Joyce fight or something into google then went to images. Funny as fuck.

 

Did you hear about Haye's caravan???

 

Go on....

 

It got toed away. :doh:

 

The moral of the story is, Haye should keep the cat o' nine tails strapped to his skull,..and leave the London riots to the poor.

 

Haye panders to that sort of scene, but secretly he spirits the wife and the kids away to sunnier climes, North Cyprus. He feeds off that mentality, the white-van-man mentality, the street-mentality, the working-man-football mentality, hence Bunce the Dunce screeching about how David was too much "Street Cunning" for Wlad but Haye is a Silver-Spoon bum with braids.

 

Is this "street cunning" Haye the same one who showed his toe?

Oh yeah he's a real gansta. Bad ass.:boohoo:

 

This is just it.

Haye is an utter utter chancer. Try anything once. #

Smart business man Haye. Streetwise Haye. Sore foot Haye. Ready for Vitali Haye. He's got a version of himself to suit all occasions.

Tyson Fury and Amir Khan are another pair of spoofers but guess what.....Tyson Fury has a 12 round win over Chisora and Amir Khan has a fight coming up with Peterson.

Haye? Nothing.

Haye needs to listen to these guys: The proof of the pudding is in the fight :scratcher:

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I thought Haye was supposed to be retired.

I guess his divorce is costly.

 

Nothing funnier that a group of Seamus McKnuckleheads talking about "Fooken Fighten".

 

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Here's the real deal

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...and then actually 'fighten':

 

Guy in the black vest is handy.

 

No shit. I must have the most fragile skin on earth. I can't believe the ugly shirt fatass' face held up. Mr. Black shirt was working the body and landing some good shots. How do your hands not break?

 

Jesus, a young Paddy Doherty in that clip looks the spitting image of Calzaghe - especailly from side on.